shiftysauce
shiftysauce.bsky.social
shiftysauce
@shiftysauce.bsky.social
Attempting a reversal of a common practice; I’ve begun only letting myself exercise during the opening credits of Dexter.

Three episodes in and I’ve dropped 40 pounds!
December 27, 2024 at 9:54 AM
My heart goes out to all the parents who recently had a baby and named him Harrison. Also, a big “what the fuck?” to all the parents who recently named their kid Butker.
May 17, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Okay, I’m just gonna say it, NOBODY give him an invite code!
August 25, 2023 at 4:13 PM
How did the inventor of the bag of holding never instinctually try to store his inventory inside a bag of holding?

#ThankGod #Blessed
July 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Just as I was blowing up on Twitter…
July 5, 2023 at 12:26 AM