Shifty (ft. Millie)
@shifty-boi.bsky.social
My hobbies include cat bothering and a little bit of literally everything else.
Cat parent to Millie, the ungrateful lump
Currently playing: Horizon:FW, Fantasy Life i
Cat parent to Millie, the ungrateful lump
Currently playing: Horizon:FW, Fantasy Life i
But... If I finish the game... It's over... And then I'm alone again :|
August 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
But... If I finish the game... It's over... And then I'm alone again :|
Jesus, if I were less realistic I'd think that was satire
July 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jesus, if I were less realistic I'd think that was satire
Don't threaten me with a good time
July 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time
Namibian German, maybe
July 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Namibian German, maybe
The sheer irony of complaining about something when they're an active part of the problem is mind-boggling
July 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The sheer irony of complaining about something when they're an active part of the problem is mind-boggling
That is how I listen to most music, so this information is vital
July 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That is how I listen to most music, so this information is vital
I could have done without knowing about this for at least another 6 months 🫠
July 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I could have done without knowing about this for at least another 6 months 🫠
Oh cool, Torment Nexus time
July 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Oh cool, Torment Nexus time
Whatever, think what you want, the cute things are fake, the misery is all that's real.
July 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whatever, think what you want, the cute things are fake, the misery is all that's real.
All the clever little nicknames people keep coming up with for things drives me insane.
It's confusing, distracting, and I suspect it's exactly what they want
It's confusing, distracting, and I suspect it's exactly what they want
July 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
All the clever little nicknames people keep coming up with for things drives me insane.
It's confusing, distracting, and I suspect it's exactly what they want
It's confusing, distracting, and I suspect it's exactly what they want
No. Stop being lazy, don't just insinuate something's fake and leave it to others to argue with you, it's toxic, miserable shit.
June 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No. Stop being lazy, don't just insinuate something's fake and leave it to others to argue with you, it's toxic, miserable shit.
No, do the legwork yourself, Google "red panda licking ice" for goodness sake
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
No, do the legwork yourself, Google "red panda licking ice" for goodness sake
It isn't, it's old, stop being paranoid
June 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It isn't, it's old, stop being paranoid
It's a clip from at least 2022, AI videos were nowhere near this quality back then...
What on earth even made you think it was fake to begin with? Apart from the paranoia
What on earth even made you think it was fake to begin with? Apart from the paranoia
June 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's a clip from at least 2022, AI videos were nowhere near this quality back then...
What on earth even made you think it was fake to begin with? Apart from the paranoia
What on earth even made you think it was fake to begin with? Apart from the paranoia
Going off the medicine and what I assume is a call button by the bed, they're likely someone who is sick, creating a community in one of the few ways they can.
June 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Going off the medicine and what I assume is a call button by the bed, they're likely someone who is sick, creating a community in one of the few ways they can.
I can probably manage one at a time, and even that's asking a bit much
June 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I can probably manage one at a time, and even that's asking a bit much
I mean, that's just like, your opinion, I guess
June 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I mean, that's just like, your opinion, I guess
Fuck our content filters I guess 🙄
June 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fuck our content filters I guess 🙄
That's the most 2015 headline I've ever seen
June 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
That's the most 2015 headline I've ever seen
I guess those would be planets within a very large Dyson sphere 🤔
June 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I guess those would be planets within a very large Dyson sphere 🤔
Apart from being deaf as a brick, slow, and having a touch of cat dementia, she is healthy and happy 🐱
June 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Apart from being deaf as a brick, slow, and having a touch of cat dementia, she is healthy and happy 🐱
She was much of a chunk when we got her 5 years ago, at the age of 11
She may still look overweight, but I can assure you it's mostly loose skin at this point!
Unfortunately she no longer has the mobility required to improve via exercise, and if I reduce her food again she'll eat me in my sleep
She may still look overweight, but I can assure you it's mostly loose skin at this point!
Unfortunately she no longer has the mobility required to improve via exercise, and if I reduce her food again she'll eat me in my sleep
June 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
She was much of a chunk when we got her 5 years ago, at the age of 11
She may still look overweight, but I can assure you it's mostly loose skin at this point!
Unfortunately she no longer has the mobility required to improve via exercise, and if I reduce her food again she'll eat me in my sleep
She may still look overweight, but I can assure you it's mostly loose skin at this point!
Unfortunately she no longer has the mobility required to improve via exercise, and if I reduce her food again she'll eat me in my sleep