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@shiftertherepair.bsky.social
“Watch it, Toon. Or I’ll have you in the doghouse for that one.
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@shiftertherepair.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Ah, ahem hello this was brought to my attention because my (most) of all Coworkers had one of these pages or so I’ve seen/heard about so why not give it a shot…”
Saw a flunky guiding a new flunky to a banquet and- WHAT IN THE CEOS NAME ARE THOSE TWO DOING WHY IS ONE INSIDE THE OTHER 😭
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Saw a flunky guiding a new flunky to a banquet and- WHAT IN THE CEOS NAME ARE THOSE TWO DOING WHY IS ONE INSIDE THE OTHER 😭
Huh I haven’t posted about this on here so there now I have shiftertherepar.straw.page
shiftertherepar's strawpage
shiftertherepar's strawpage
shiftertherepar.straw.page
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Huh I haven’t posted about this on here so there now I have shiftertherepar.straw.page
The CEO can eat. A. Bag. Of. D[BEEP]ks.
May 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
The CEO can eat. A. Bag. Of. D[BEEP]ks.
WHICH ONE OF YOU MFS WERE GOING TO TELL ME THAT I CAN HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES
April 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
WHICH ONE OF YOU MFS WERE GOING TO TELL ME THAT I CAN HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES
BIGGIE BIGGIE TWO BY FOUR CANT FIT THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOOR
March 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BIGGIE BIGGIE TWO BY FOUR CANT FIT THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOOR
Sorry I haven’t been active here lately but here (a 🧵)
February 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Sorry I haven’t been active here lately but here (a 🧵)
Self explanatory, no?
December 3, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Self explanatory, no?
Ah just a lovely patrol through Acorn Acres and- MR. CAMPBELL?!
November 29, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Ah just a lovely patrol through Acorn Acres and- MR. CAMPBELL?!
May a good nights sleep clear my system (it’s currently 4:45am)
November 25, 2024 at 10:45 AM
May a good nights sleep clear my system (it’s currently 4:45am)
GET IT BARRY I AM NOT HOLDING YOU BACK
Due to stuff, Barry just snapped -Rorsch
November 24, 2024 at 8:17 PM
GET IT BARRY I AM NOT HOLDING YOU BACK
I need to stop accidentally Pavlov Conditioning myself…any advice?
November 24, 2024 at 7:36 AM
I need to stop accidentally Pavlov Conditioning myself…any advice?
Ugh my bed is so lonely and cold back to square one: hugging a pillow…😔
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Ugh my bed is so lonely and cold back to square one: hugging a pillow…😔
Drinking with the Litigation team and the C.L.O. is a Privilege…I like this privilege…
November 24, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Drinking with the Litigation team and the C.L.O. is a Privilege…I like this privilege…
Hangin out with Mar Mar She posing for the picture :)
November 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Hangin out with Mar Mar She posing for the picture :)
KILO MY OFFICE, Ņ̵̧̠͒Ơ̴̻̻̭͂̐̑̄̐́Ẅ̷̛̪͉͓́́̓ͅ.
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
KILO MY OFFICE, Ņ̵̧̠͒Ơ̴̻̻̭͂̐̑̄̐́Ẅ̷̛̪͉͓́́̓ͅ.
Heartaches….Mistakes….
November 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Heartaches….Mistakes….
I’m just waiting for the day Mr. Brief snaps…and guess what…I ain’t goin to hold him back.
November 23, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I’m just waiting for the day Mr. Brief snaps…and guess what…I ain’t goin to hold him back.
So THATS how that Legal Eagle got into my Maintenance bay!
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 PM
So THATS how that Legal Eagle got into my Maintenance bay!
My teeth before the mouth study (1st photo)
My mouth after (2nd photo)
My mouth after (2nd photo)
November 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
My teeth before the mouth study (1st photo)
My mouth after (2nd photo)
My mouth after (2nd photo)
My colleague is looks so stupid from this angle,I love him sm… /platonic
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 AM
My colleague is looks so stupid from this angle,I love him sm… /platonic
Yours truly will not be at work for a bit it appears that my body hates me and has made me…well ✨made me tum tum hurt✨ so if want to send me any messages go right ahead…
November 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Yours truly will not be at work for a bit it appears that my body hates me and has made me…well ✨made me tum tum hurt✨ so if want to send me any messages go right ahead…
I just remembered a drink I used to make when I used to be a bartender and oh my cog it tastes as good as I remember
1: Cherry Mountain Dew slushy
2:freeze it until the next day
3: take out of freezer
4: eat half if you want
5: get one of those tiny sodas (I used Root beer)
6: pour it in
1: Cherry Mountain Dew slushy
2:freeze it until the next day
3: take out of freezer
4: eat half if you want
5: get one of those tiny sodas (I used Root beer)
6: pour it in
November 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I just remembered a drink I used to make when I used to be a bartender and oh my cog it tastes as good as I remember
1: Cherry Mountain Dew slushy
2:freeze it until the next day
3: take out of freezer
4: eat half if you want
5: get one of those tiny sodas (I used Root beer)
6: pour it in
1: Cherry Mountain Dew slushy
2:freeze it until the next day
3: take out of freezer
4: eat half if you want
5: get one of those tiny sodas (I used Root beer)
6: pour it in
Had to explain to my colleagues that Mr. Brief and I
ARE.
NOT.
LOVERS.
WE ARE COWORKERS!!!
ARE.
NOT.
LOVERS.
WE ARE COWORKERS!!!
November 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Had to explain to my colleagues that Mr. Brief and I
ARE.
NOT.
LOVERS.
WE ARE COWORKERS!!!
ARE.
NOT.
LOVERS.
WE ARE COWORKERS!!!