Anyone who plays a lot of MtG arena Brawl, does anyone know what Jecht did to deserve the queue he’s in? Or did I misread his power level?

Is anyone else in MTG slightly miffed that the black member of this cycle isn’t another type of spellcaster?

Doritos witchcraft. These taste like white people taco night. Whether that’s good or bad is up to you, but it’s a fact.

Excuse me, why are more people not raving about saddest robot? Go off Luke Pearson

POV: You’re a 1/1 pilot token asking when their turn to attack is.

The kids need to learn to fear Sharuum the Hegemon. The OG grain inducing artifact commander.

If your commander deck cares about turning creatures sideways I’m fairly certain this will be a budget staple till the end of time.

I was ready to be upset about tracking speed in Aetherdrift, but if the tracker looks this dope I’m in.

If I had a nickel for every time my work closed down for snow and didn’t tell me before I was on my way there, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

This will officially be a Shroofus Sproutsire fan account going forward.