Shield349
@shield349.neocities.org
hello! i'm shield!
just a random girl on the internet with way too much knowledge about computers
shield349.neocities.org
(she/her, 🏳️⚧️, 14, Canadian)
just a random girl on the internet with way too much knowledge about computers
shield349.neocities.org
(she/her, 🏳️⚧️, 14, Canadian)
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Shield349
@shield349.neocities.org
· Dec 18
my handle is now a neocities
i'm so happy
i'm so happy
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I woke up to Uni on me
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I woke up to Uni on me
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totally legit leaked clip from 50 ways to die in minecraft
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
totally legit leaked clip from 50 ways to die in minecraft
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
laptop is starting to show signs that it may need a replacement
doing everything that i can to keep it alive
doing everything that i can to keep it alive
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
laptop is starting to show signs that it may need a replacement
doing everything that i can to keep it alive
doing everything that i can to keep it alive
realized my bio still had me referring to myself as male even though I added the bottom line to my bio because I wasnt paying attention
fixed it now
fixed it now
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
realized my bio still had me referring to myself as male even though I added the bottom line to my bio because I wasnt paying attention
fixed it now
fixed it now
merry christmas eve
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
merry christmas eve
Minecraft Blast is just Candy Crush but you can build random stuff that provide no benefit
and you don't even get to properly build anything you can only choose from preset options
which is why I recommend to play it so you can laugh at it for what it is! once it releases publically
and you don't even get to properly build anything you can only choose from preset options
which is why I recommend to play it so you can laugh at it for what it is! once it releases publically
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Minecraft Blast is just Candy Crush but you can build random stuff that provide no benefit
and you don't even get to properly build anything you can only choose from preset options
which is why I recommend to play it so you can laugh at it for what it is! once it releases publically
and you don't even get to properly build anything you can only choose from preset options
which is why I recommend to play it so you can laugh at it for what it is! once it releases publically
find it funny how I hate math until i have a stupid idea that involves math. then I lock in
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
find it funny how I hate math until i have a stupid idea that involves math. then I lock in
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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might fuck around and run a humidifier and a dehumidifier at the same time just to see what would happen
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
might fuck around and run a humidifier and a dehumidifier at the same time just to see what would happen
war flashbacks
why is cloudflare having more outages lately
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
war flashbacks
leafblowing more important tbh
The new steam hardware is leaking RN and I'm busy leafblowing
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
leafblowing more important tbh
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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what have I stumbled upon
November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
what have I stumbled upon
i have so many pictures in a folder named "background pictures" yet i dont use them as background pictures most of the time
heres an example (yes i took this picture)
heres an example (yes i took this picture)
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i have so many pictures in a folder named "background pictures" yet i dont use them as background pictures most of the time
heres an example (yes i took this picture)
heres an example (yes i took this picture)
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![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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![Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiefnad2pbncdspjlogq2nc7dj24hfqf4zrqkbovlmyvr6xfemxkt4@jpeg)
what is the point of this
why can you like repost your own messages why is there an option for that
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
what is the point of this
why can you like repost your own messages why is there an option for that
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
why can you like repost your own messages why is there an option for that
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![Comic. Two-column table. Column A lists planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune. Column B has checkmark boxes for whether the planets have rings: the outer planets’ boxes are checked, and Earth has a red check. [Earth with a ring with an array pf points around it. An arrow labeled “Geostationary Satellite Bel”t points to the ring.] [caption] Astronomy fact: A century ago, Earth didn’t have rings, but we have one now! It’s where all the satellite dishes are pointed.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifauh76r3os5nnzjvkcz5sl2pgx5iz4sgkxebqjw3aogjn6e677aa@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM