Shiddpostha 2.0
shidd2point0.bsky.social
Shiddpostha 2.0
@shidd2point0.bsky.social
I am a Cyberdyne Systems unit model S-H1T Poster. I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton. My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Come with me if you want to *fart sounds*
I’ll help you get them out
December 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
it’s very much not a felony
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Big Ten or go to hell
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
it’s definitely not something you need to involve the SEC with
December 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
you*

I mean you can reap all the profits
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“as the young woman came to take our order i saw she was in leggings and a sports bra. I didn’t say anything at the time because i was so hard i got a nosebleed but when i got home i wrote the owner that he owes me a dry cleaning fee because of that thot”
December 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i have it on good authority that you exclusively stir cast iron pots with stainless steel utensils
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You honor my dojo
December 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
December 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Inshallah he gets his Shrek Blumpkin Ornament before he dies
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
damn that’s crazy dude. wanna see an unlicensed firearm
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
clementine
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
December 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM