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@shi.wtf
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cringe alt: @shi.rip

Government name Shi Saaristo
Officially the №1 ranked Finnish CtF team for the years 2020 & 2022 on CTFtime
gamedev　musician　wannabe artist　all-round geek
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pigeons learn faster than this

"ok we changed our name & burned twice what experts say it would cost to eradicate homelessness in the united states, all for a tech everyone forgot about 2 years ago & always thought was cringe. wtf do we do now?"

"oh! you remember google glass? and the humane pin?"
WSJ news story "Meta plans to shift spending away from the metaverse" about Meta shifting spending from metaverse to ai wearables highlighted parts read "the company plans to shift spending from the metaverse to artificial-intelligence wearable" "wearable devices [...] might become the next major computing platform" "Meta has seen operating losses of more than $77 billion since 2020 in its Reality Labs division"
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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someone with way too much disposable income buy me RAM and storage
ill do audio/video/image editing or programming for you and tell you youre cool and amazing when youre down
after effets using up 89% of my RAM discord and firefox using up 40% of my ram all my hard drives full
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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can you tell this year has been rough, and 9 days out of 10 all i want to do is sleep and timeskip to 2028-ish?

anyway, i only watch based streamers, so go follow (alphabetical order)
@aevan.bsky.social
@fishfultaste.bsky.social
@fwanky419.bsky.social
@sorikavolsing.bsky.social

theyre all aces
twitch recap card for urPalShi (me) 64h watched, 102 days visited, 900 chats sent top channels: fwanky419, Sorika_Volsing, aevanplays, AssemblyTV & azuratriful top categories: special events, just chatting, art, ffxiv & tavern talk top emote: a birb with a trans pride flag hammer/banner
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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one more nsfw-ey piece of them for additional ref :3
a side-by-side before/after piece of a cat-person in cream-and-purple attire, long purple hair, pierced cat-ears and bells and bows tied on them the after image has them in a strait-jacket, restrictive skirt, and high heels, with a chastity cage on and bells hung on clamps on their nipples
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Heres Aranda, my cat-enby princex, and they consent to being used for nsfw :3
reference sheet of a cat-person in cream-and-purple attire long purple hair, piercings in the cat-ears and several bells hung o tied on them
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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garfield in front of a "no garfields" sign, caption reads "huh. i wonder who thats for."
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026

pizza
friends
boobs

listen, i dont hate it...
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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the scene from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing (1995) where Lady Une throws Septum off the shuttle and then headshots him in free-fall just to be extra zesty and spiteful.
A screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing episode 7 "Scenario for Bloodshed". Lady Una is standing over a seated Septum. The caption reads "We won't be needing you any further." A screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing episode 7 "Scenario for Bloodshed". Septum is shown being ejected from the shuttle, falling to the ground. A screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing episode 7 "Scenario for Bloodshed". Lady Una is shown from a low angle, pointing a handgun at the viewer. The caption reads "It's a pity you had to leave the stage so early." A screencap from Mobile Suit Gundam Wing episode 7 "Scenario for Bloodshed". Septum is shown in free-fall, with a shot blowing through his head. The caption from the previous shot still lingers, "It's a pity you had to leave the stage so early."
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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okay so turns out because all i know about either of these two shows is from smutty fanart, i got helluva boss & hazbin hotel mixed up 😅

it doesnt help that both of them are streaming on prime video lmao
hazbin hotel and helluva boss side-by-side on prime video
November 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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tealight in a holder
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If you see this, post an egg.
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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this seems to be going well
stats from the OP as of 2025-11-01 17:50:12 GMT 21 reposts, 444 quote post, 545 replies, 139 likes the post is getting "ratioed"
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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aww thats so cute though! :3

also heres a relevant scene from the MonMusu OVA
October 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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tfym paypal is a gigabyte?
android app details for the PayPal app, showing "App size" as 960 MB
October 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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i yoinkded it
but im not a reador (or an artist) so i edited it a bit
link to original tweet & to my edited blank in replies

(im not an artist so my jar-editing is a bit scuffed lmao)
glass jars with various kinks labeled under them, filled to different degrees with purple liquid. Very full or overflowing ones include petplay, monsters/aliens, villains, shibari and hypnosis empty and untouched to the degree they have cobwebs are ones like watersports, vore, pregnancy and weight gain
October 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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fuck yes porco rosso!
a movie i quote like weekly in Current Year:
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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post something random or have an awful horrorween month
book called "top ten games you can play in your head by yourself" with the logo of the game star citizen underneath an image of a blushing loaf of bread with the text "repost if youre dylexic and love being bread" a Blåhaj plushie in teal, similar to the colour of Baja Blast, with the text Blåhaj Blast
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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"misinformation"

well, since Code Mystics was kind enough to provide the PSD so the shit layered on top of the genAI slop can be hidden:
arcade cabinet... buttons? instructions? some kind of panel from an arcade cabinet with incredibly stereotypical diffusion AI model artifacts very stereotypical genAI "shading" with more stereotypical contrast and noise artifacts another part of the panel from the arcade cabinet, again with incredibly stereotypical diffusion AI model artifacts closeup detail of "clouds" with weird inconsistent lines a human artist wouldnt place in, and more diffusion model colour noise
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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theyre a VERY good bean no matter what anyone says and doing their very best despite things being frankly unfairly difficult for them sometimes
blushy doe eyed person with someones thumb on their tongue and their face streaked with mascara tears they have a lovey expression
September 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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this will come in handy
the just kidding star [clipart of a smiling star] put this star in your post when youre just kidding, so that your buddies know if youre just joking around
September 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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hey quick heads up

if this looks good to you

youre actually objectively wrong

i know it sounds harsh
and thats not usually how opinions and taste work

im sorry
i dont make the rules

your opinion is bad
and you should feel bad
close crop of the clusterfuck of "art" from the WSJ article the quoted post references
September 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM