That was a bit close, Mr. Seagull.

So the USPS is so concerned about my package they call me from the Philippines. I am crazy impressed.

I had somebody compliment my shaggy grey hair. It made me smile. I am easily flattered.

People love Elf for many reasons, mostly because of Will Ferrell’s brilliance. Me? I watch for @zooeydeschanel.bsky.social. If Susie Farris the casting director is responsible, thank you!

Items for which I’m thankful. Handiest lil cleaver from Flat Iron Steak in London.

You ever listen to a podcast and then feel the urge to run for school board? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

13/15 for me. I stan Public Transit.

Anecdotally, I watched my X feed shift to full-on pro-Mango Mussolini in the weeks leading up to the election. Elonia was heavily featured (not followed). Tik Tok post Election Day has shifted to Pro-Mango content as well. 🪫

Observing human behavior at MCO: with the plethora of alternatives as well as the free handout option of headphones on many flights, why are there people that wander around with their phones as boomboxes? You have shite music taste, Kyle, I don’t wanna hear it. I promise next post will be positive.

Today would have been Carl Sagan's 90th birthday. He wrote this in 1995. Carl was absolutely right. #CarlSaganDay

Had date night at Forepaugh’s in St. Paul. What a lovely evening with my better half. Only pulled out my phone to validate a word definition. I focused my attention at being present. Amazing how therapeutic that time with her was. Great food, neat venue, knockout companionship.