What definitely literate metadata genius at Abrams Books decided that every single picture book on their 2026 list should have ": A Picture Book" in the title and that that should feed into goodreads, edelweiss, and more? I just want to talk
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What definitely literate metadata genius at Abrams Books decided that every single picture book on their 2026 list should have ": A Picture Book" in the title and that that should feed into goodreads, edelweiss, and more? I just want to talk
Me, proud of myself for doing my longest run(/walk) ever at 5.8 miles, coming up on the final stretch, which happens to also be a stretch of road where there is a memorial bicycle statue for a man who was hit by a car while on his bike Strava, which apparently has no oversight process:
October 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me, proud of myself for doing my longest run(/walk) ever at 5.8 miles, coming up on the final stretch, which happens to also be a stretch of road where there is a memorial bicycle statue for a man who was hit by a car while on his bike Strava, which apparently has no oversight process:
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just seeing spots because this pig had every row of lights on for no reason while pursuing nobody and I had to be behind him for my entire drive home
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just seeing spots because this pig had every row of lights on for no reason while pursuing nobody and I had to be behind him for my entire drive home
Only offhand mentions of other scholars who study literary culture, like Sarah Brouillette, and many missing names, including many that I cited in my own dissertation about this subject BECAUSE I TOO AM A RECENTLY FULLY MINTED SCHOLAR IN THIS FIELD AND FURTHERMORE AM NOT ANOTHER WHITE DUDE, HAI
August 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Only offhand mentions of other scholars who study literary culture, like Sarah Brouillette, and many missing names, including many that I cited in my own dissertation about this subject BECAUSE I TOO AM A RECENTLY FULLY MINTED SCHOLAR IN THIS FIELD AND FURTHERMORE AM NOT ANOTHER WHITE DUDE, HAI
Me: how can I better identify my entirely generic, blueish hard case suitcase among all the other entirely generic blueish ones? 1am Etsy binge: irreverent sticker, obvs
July 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me: how can I better identify my entirely generic, blueish hard case suitcase among all the other entirely generic blueish ones? 1am Etsy binge: irreverent sticker, obvs
I’ve been trying to dive into interests I had to set aside during 2nd grad school, & this book (plus many nights of me and landlord drinking and playing songs for & w each other the way people used to share headphones or iPods on the bus) is exactly the fresh air I needed to reconnect with music
July 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’ve been trying to dive into interests I had to set aside during 2nd grad school, & this book (plus many nights of me and landlord drinking and playing songs for & w each other the way people used to share headphones or iPods on the bus) is exactly the fresh air I needed to reconnect with music
I was curious whether I'd actually need to study to pass the personal trainer cert or if my ~15 fitness certs, gym bunny-ness, & 500+hr Pilates teacher training were enough, so I signed up for the certification & took a practice test without looking at any of the materials & it turns out mostly yes
April 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I was curious whether I'd actually need to study to pass the personal trainer cert or if my ~15 fitness certs, gym bunny-ness, & 500+hr Pilates teacher training were enough, so I signed up for the certification & took a practice test without looking at any of the materials & it turns out mostly yes
I guess because I've met white women before, I'm less mad at Sophie Lark (obvs think she's vile; just not going to waste energy on her Becky ass) and more mad at the team at Bloom that lacked backbone and commitment.
March 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I guess because I've met white women before, I'm less mad at Sophie Lark (obvs think she's vile; just not going to waste energy on her Becky ass) and more mad at the team at Bloom that lacked backbone and commitment.
I made up a game called "I can tell you got your MFA at Iowa within 20 pages" & I've never been wrong, & I also used to play a game at Borders called "guess whether this biracial person will be in Black People or Fiction based on how white-passing they are" & never lost, but this is absolutely a lie
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I made up a game called "I can tell you got your MFA at Iowa within 20 pages" & I've never been wrong, & I also used to play a game at Borders called "guess whether this biracial person will be in Black People or Fiction based on how white-passing they are" & never lost, but this is absolutely a lie
With the writing style & quality of this woman's essay, I'm honestly FLOORED that she said "couldn't care less" instead of the more common but wrong "could care less," because usually these influencer types have really poor English masquerading as fancy English, like using "I" as an object pronoun
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
With the writing style & quality of this woman's essay, I'm honestly FLOORED that she said "couldn't care less" instead of the more common but wrong "could care less," because usually these influencer types have really poor English masquerading as fancy English, like using "I" as an object pronoun
"I'm just a humble book girl but also I'm an EXPERT who loves NUANCE & I want to elucidate the difference between books for BABIES & books for ADULT BABIES; anyway here's a book expressly for adults I think should be given to the children I claim to protect." Hello, why not Barry Lyga's book, then?
February 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"I'm just a humble book girl but also I'm an EXPERT who loves NUANCE & I want to elucidate the difference between books for BABIES & books for ADULT BABIES; anyway here's a book expressly for adults I think should be given to the children I claim to protect." Hello, why not Barry Lyga's book, then?
As someone who was rejected by B&N for "not having relevant experience" when I was just out of fucking LIBRARY SCHOOL & was a popular book blogger, I'd use this as a jumping-off point to discuss how low wage employers expressly avoid hiring competent, qualified people bc they're harder to mistreat
February 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
As someone who was rejected by B&N for "not having relevant experience" when I was just out of fucking LIBRARY SCHOOL & was a popular book blogger, I'd use this as a jumping-off point to discuss how low wage employers expressly avoid hiring competent, qualified people bc they're harder to mistreat
I'm sorry, I just...you took the most recognizable current romance cover designer & one of the most iconic children's illustrators of all time and compared them??
February 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'm sorry, I just...you took the most recognizable current romance cover designer & one of the most iconic children's illustrators of all time and compared them??
This is PearlClutch-ese for "there's blacks and queers in my books now!" Don't make me pull out my Janice Radway; this is dogwhistley as fuck & plays into exactly the nonsense about anything women/minorities due being inherently low quality that nearly everyone in romancelandia works to undo
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is PearlClutch-ese for "there's blacks and queers in my books now!" Don't make me pull out my Janice Radway; this is dogwhistley as fuck & plays into exactly the nonsense about anything women/minorities due being inherently low quality that nearly everyone in romancelandia works to undo
gurl you are not trying to imply that early onset of menses is due to READING SMUT? my gawd, our brains and guts are filled with endocrine-disrupting microplastics and poison; how is that not sufficient explanation for early periods??
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
gurl you are not trying to imply that early onset of menses is due to READING SMUT? my gawd, our brains and guts are filled with endocrine-disrupting microplastics and poison; how is that not sufficient explanation for early periods??
I have no skin in the booktok game and honestly think Leni Kauffman should only be allowed to design covers for either adult or YA, not both, to eliminate confusion, but wow is this essay full o' dogwhistles, Batman!
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I have no skin in the booktok game and honestly think Leni Kauffman should only be allowed to design covers for either adult or YA, not both, to eliminate confusion, but wow is this essay full o' dogwhistles, Batman!