Nothing says please cancel, we beg of you.... because a $4B loss wasn't enough like:

The way #southwest thinks people are happy about this. This is the age of reverse psychology and gullible minions.

Perhaps I don’t understand what the word amazing means 🤔 #beyonce

This is the reason Southwest is failing specifically....
5 hours to get to a 30 min destination is insane, no matter the cost (that's not even $150 now that that's the trash class ).
It was NEVER about open seating.

Is this Wendy's new baconator because I paid $7 for this 🤔 #wendys #baconator

A HUGE CONGRATULATIONS to those who wanted assigned seating on #Southwest
Bravo on your new 130% markup in price. Delta prices deserve Delta comfort, entertainment, direct, nonstop and intl flights, airport lounges and a dedicated terminal at ATL.
Like Spirit, thx for the chargers though Southwest.

#handmaidstales

Hulu legit sent this invitation, and now I have to sit through a stupid wedding I absolutely despise having to attend. #handmaidatale

Our #Southwest is gone. Congratulations for all of the fictitiously surveyed people who voted for all of this!!! Delta just makes more sense now. So long after, I use all of these hundreds of thousands of points I've collected as a loyal frequent flier and credit card holder. 🥹😔😟🙁😞

We are clarifying that, as ... THE ECONOMY CONTINUES TO LAYOFF WORKERS, CUT VALUABLE RESOURCES THAT THREATEN OUR CHILDREN'S EDUCATION, MAKE THE BASIC NECESSITY OF GROCERY UNAFFORDABLE
... circumstances may require that certain MONTHS FOR YOUR SERVICE WILL GO UNPAID, (1 of 2)

Cable pricing Netflix?

Thank you, #Amazon, for DESTROYING our delivery box. Reading is fundamental, but apparently not required by employees.
Why would you force open a locked door when the top RED handle is unlocked & easy to lift and drop the package inside. So you'll be delivering to the house from now on. YW

I always sincerely wondered who Amber was. #amberalert #hulu

Forget you Kountry Wayne 🤣🤣🤣 #kountrywayne #ambertai #anthonydalton

The price if you want a small $9200 deductible before insurance will even think about paying any portion 🙄 How amazing. #georgiaaccess #healthcare.gov #anthem #ambetter #aetna #oscar #Cigna #caresource

Wow! This affordable Healthcare is sooooo affordable. 🙄That's half the cost of a mortgage. (This is if you want a reasonable deductible.)

Anyone else's weather was tripping this morning? #weather #theweatherchannel