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Alex Wilkie
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September 2025 is the 1998 of months
September 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just hit this absolute roadblack to my progress in Silksong
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Charlie Kirk is the one who said that a few deaths are a price worth paying to protect America's Second Amendment rights, and he never went back on his word even after that one thing happened
September 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
How about we all start calling her She Who Must Not Be Paid
September 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
All my posts only get one like, but they really liked it
August 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm gonna get back to work now but the next time I look at my phone Chibi-robo 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 have a significantly increased fanbase
August 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Cheers for clearing that up Sakurai
August 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You're telling me we made so much fun of Benedict Cumberbatch for his name but nobody said shit about Eton-mess Bergerac
August 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What's your favourite Shakira song and why the hell isn't it She Wolf
August 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Hulk Hogan's probably the first memory I have of knowing who someone was and having no idea why
July 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You can't get a better KDR than this on Tiktok
July 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The events depicted in the Donkey Kong arcade game are indicative of an anti-DK smear campaign propegated by VoidCo, and Pauline's eventual decision to run for mayor of New Donk City was primarily motivated by a desire to clear her friend's name. Follow the money.
June 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Bennett Foddy's Death Stranding
June 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's wispy cornsilk versus weapons-grade hairplugs, but Musk doesn't have enough grip strength to adequately click a mouse whereas Trump's calloused palms have been bolstered by a lifetime of firm handshakes and sexual assaults. It's anyone's game.
June 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Viewers of The Last of Us could at least wait a week to say that Abby isn't buff enough. You've only seen the Five Years Ago version of her so far.
April 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In need of a community that straight up hates Blue Prince
April 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nintendo played Halo 2 for half an hour two decades ago, got one-shotted, teabagged and called a slur by an eight year-old and went "Oh we don't want this ever" and they were right
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
No wonder Nintendo discontinued Gold Points, the amount you'd get from a Switch 2 cartridge would get you enough for like three more Switch 2 games
April 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Posting now in case my bullshit #NintendoDirect theory comes true
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Comedians will eat a banana and mention potassium and that's a joke actually
March 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
The clocks go forward on the 30th in the UK. You know what else is on the 30th? Mothers' Day. They're hacking an hour off her special day. The fucking disrespect.
March 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I will press circle and X over and over again for as long as it takes until I'm served an ad that I can skip in ten seconds or less
March 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me: It's kinda uncomfortable to pursue these substories where the protagonist dates girls almost half his age, but what am I gonna do, not 100% Judgment?

Also me: Am I FUCK going to grasp the very basics of Mahjong
March 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I'd love to see you do a Ranking of Guys someday. Not a tier list, a full on numerical ranking. I can't imagine how Rockabilly could avoid being awarded Worst Guy.
February 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Wonder how many boyfriends are dragging their girlfriends to see Captain America on Valentine's Day as revenge for getting dragged to see Joker 2 last year
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM