Potty talk has gotten big in sons classroom but I have to teach him it’s inappropriate which is hard for me because “booty booty butt poop” is kinda funny #parentlife #pottytalk

We just saw two raccoons climbing in a tree outside of our property and I run Gio over to see them, and he tells them "I got a sticker" #parentlife #sweetkid

Do boys ever stop telling you when they need to 💩 ? (I know the answer but I also don't want to know) #parentlife #boymom

#perimenopause has taught me a new appreciation of sweating because I’m sweating all the time now and have really stopped caring

Things heard this morning “go away, Fez! Eww dog water on my butt” 😩 #parenting

Whoever signed me up for #Perimenopause symptom of the month I’d like to unsubscribe (I’m looking at you ovaries!)

My son just reminded me he is not “babe” that’s reserved for mamadada or dadamama… in case anyone wondered 🙄 #parentlife