Carla Riseman
@shesallwrite.bsky.social
Artist, writer, lover, and fighter. Eclectic witch. Thriving survivor. Plays well with most. Does not stay in her seat.
It might be one of those things that only happens in fantasy land for me.
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It might be one of those things that only happens in fantasy land for me.
The only instance you’ll see all these words together at the same time.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The only instance you’ll see all these words together at the same time.
"This is a forever toilet." Sir, what?
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"This is a forever toilet." Sir, what?
Now this is how you review a toilet.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Now this is how you review a toilet.
Just cancelled my Disney+/Hulu/HBO Max bundle! 🎉Eat a bag of dicks, cowards!🖕🏻
September 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just cancelled my Disney+/Hulu/HBO Max bundle! 🎉Eat a bag of dicks, cowards!🖕🏻
And his base will praise Trump for “exposing the real pedos.” They will believe anything he says. This is all so sickening.
July 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And his base will praise Trump for “exposing the real pedos.” They will believe anything he says. This is all so sickening.
Feeling so seen. Apparently the Vanquisher 3.0 just dropped and doesn’t have the nose bridge issue—but other than that, no improvements—but fool me once (okay, 5 times)…Arena Cobra, here we come. 💰💰💰
May 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Feeling so seen. Apparently the Vanquisher 3.0 just dropped and doesn’t have the nose bridge issue—but other than that, no improvements—but fool me once (okay, 5 times)…Arena Cobra, here we come. 💰💰💰
19 years ago, 4 humans and a dog were pulled out of this car after a woman blew a stop sign and hit us, causing our car to roll over twice. Miraculously no one had life threatening injuries. Not sure if the car’s safety features saved us or if we’re just lucky but I sure am grateful.
April 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
19 years ago, 4 humans and a dog were pulled out of this car after a woman blew a stop sign and hit us, causing our car to roll over twice. Miraculously no one had life threatening injuries. Not sure if the car’s safety features saved us or if we’re just lucky but I sure am grateful.
The comment section on this Facebook post is better than club drugs. If your profile is still active, I promise it’s worth the trip back to the shitty side of the internet.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The comment section on this Facebook post is better than club drugs. If your profile is still active, I promise it’s worth the trip back to the shitty side of the internet.
Oh, but what an outstanding time to be stupid, cowardly and/or hateful. If you’re any of those, this is your moment.
April 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh, but what an outstanding time to be stupid, cowardly and/or hateful. If you’re any of those, this is your moment.
November 2024: “Day One Trump will lower grocery prices.”
Less than 3 months into his term: “Eat turnips, suckers.”
What is this? Animal Crossing?
Less than 3 months into his term: “Eat turnips, suckers.”
What is this? Animal Crossing?
April 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
November 2024: “Day One Trump will lower grocery prices.”
Less than 3 months into his term: “Eat turnips, suckers.”
What is this? Animal Crossing?
Less than 3 months into his term: “Eat turnips, suckers.”
What is this? Animal Crossing?
Of great. Another online safety issue I have to teach my 11-year-old about.
March 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Of great. Another online safety issue I have to teach my 11-year-old about.
Teaching several mixed media classes @ the Brookfield Public Library! Tomorrow & Thursday adults welcome spring with florals, during National Library Week in April teens reimagine fairy tale book covers, & in June a beach read motif with 1st-5th graders will help kick off the summer reading program.
March 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Teaching several mixed media classes @ the Brookfield Public Library! Tomorrow & Thursday adults welcome spring with florals, during National Library Week in April teens reimagine fairy tale book covers, & in June a beach read motif with 1st-5th graders will help kick off the summer reading program.
Meanwhile, over on threads…
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Meanwhile, over on threads…
Here’s my entry for the @golden.coil 2025 planner design contest! ✨🌸✨
My design, Bloom and Balance, is inspired by nature and has soft, art nouveau-influenced floral elements and a calming colorway to help imbue each day with peace and focus.
Wish me luck! 🤗
#GCxDESIGN25
My design, Bloom and Balance, is inspired by nature and has soft, art nouveau-influenced floral elements and a calming colorway to help imbue each day with peace and focus.
Wish me luck! 🤗
#GCxDESIGN25
March 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Here’s my entry for the @golden.coil 2025 planner design contest! ✨🌸✨
My design, Bloom and Balance, is inspired by nature and has soft, art nouveau-influenced floral elements and a calming colorway to help imbue each day with peace and focus.
Wish me luck! 🤗
#GCxDESIGN25
My design, Bloom and Balance, is inspired by nature and has soft, art nouveau-influenced floral elements and a calming colorway to help imbue each day with peace and focus.
Wish me luck! 🤗
#GCxDESIGN25
Apply here 👉🏻 forms.gle/LCXzwQQEyyiv...
March 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Apply here 👉🏻 forms.gle/LCXzwQQEyyiv...
I revisited the design I entered in Spoonflower’s most recent design challenge and played with color and texture a bit and I’m happy with where I landed.
www.spoonflower.com/collections/...
www.spoonflower.com/collections/...
March 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I revisited the design I entered in Spoonflower’s most recent design challenge and played with color and texture a bit and I’m happy with where I landed.
www.spoonflower.com/collections/...
www.spoonflower.com/collections/...
From The Good Place Shirtposting FB Group--made me forget what an absolute shirtshow this is for a moment.
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
From The Good Place Shirtposting FB Group--made me forget what an absolute shirtshow this is for a moment.
I really wanted this to be doctored, but appears to be legit. So, storming the capital, smearing feces on the walls, and assaulting law enforcement officers is okay, but college kids can't protest? We are no longer a democracy.
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I really wanted this to be doctored, but appears to be legit. So, storming the capital, smearing feces on the walls, and assaulting law enforcement officers is okay, but college kids can't protest? We are no longer a democracy.
