From the Onion:

Just had a nice weekend in NC for my mom's birthday. Stayed at a nice beach cottage. The only downside: too many air "fresheners"! 8 for 8 rooms. Bleah. They were banished outside while we were there.

Great sunsets!

Staying at a very nice 4 bedroom beach cottage in NC. It is perfect! Except we had to remove the stinky air "fresheners". They are on the front porch for the duration of our stay. 8 is too many!

His retirement plan: He is hoping to grow a chin. And a spine.

Public warning! Beware of invasive Spam! It has gotten into our mainstream food supply. The CDC is disturbingly silent so far. Read labels carefully! It could be anywhere!!

Thank you to my cello friend, Sharon, for teaching me how to make pizza! My fourth pizza, and I've even got crust bubbles!

Just got home from seeing "Proof" at Hanover Tavern. It's been one of my favorite plays for a long time. Highly recommended! Running Feb 7 - 23rd.

onthestage.tickets/chamberlayne...

I'm not complaining. I know that if a system is 99.9% functioning, .1% is not. I'm sharing this 'cause I've never seen anything like it. My package skipped a few scans! I certainly didn't drop it off in Dallas! Local PO, Richmond PO, maybe more, all missed it.

From the Onion, of course!