When I was a kid, my unbridled enthusiasm for the Internet was hope for just this day, when tech would enable services to ransom or extort at scale. *cough*deleteme*cough*

Trump is charmed by people he perceives as winners when he meets them face to face, no matter if they’re enemies on paper. He can’t help himself.

Our 401(k)s will be down 30% but hey at least enterprise NVIDIA cards will be cheap!

Often I would be too shocked to respond because I had just been assaulted.

I have a lot of memories of other men slapping me incredibly hard in the back and shouting. “How’s it going, Sport/Champ!”