Sheriff Stank
@sheriffstank.bsky.social
Not the sheriff—just memes and information on Keith Stank's ‘constitutional’ love for questionable policies. #Satire #Parody #JestersPrivilege
https://linktr.ee/SheriffStank
https://linktr.ee/SheriffStank
Don’t you dare show up to the last breakfast of the year. Do NOT make my life HARDER by holding me ACCOUNTABLE for SHIT I SAY 🤫
Bfast with the Sheriff 8-10am @pineconecafe
Bfast with the Sheriff 8-10am @pineconecafe
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Don’t you dare show up to the last breakfast of the year. Do NOT make my life HARDER by holding me ACCOUNTABLE for SHIT I SAY 🤫
Bfast with the Sheriff 8-10am @pineconecafe
Bfast with the Sheriff 8-10am @pineconecafe
I rather live in Florida 🏝️
Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹
Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘
Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹
Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I rather live in Florida 🏝️
Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹
Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘
Sick of your shit don’t come to my breakfast unless you align with my provocative sensibilities🍹
Thanks for hosting @electriccoffeehouse 😘
No I wasn’t hiding 🫣 I was just reflecting on how much of a positive impact I’m having on the community. I’M NOT SCARED OF THE LIBERALS AND THEIR FREE SPEECH!!
Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA
Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA
September 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No I wasn’t hiding 🫣 I was just reflecting on how much of a positive impact I’m having on the community. I’M NOT SCARED OF THE LIBERALS AND THEIR FREE SPEECH!!
Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA
Next Breakfast with the Sheriff:
October 25 @electriccoffeehouse
7-9am - Sumner, WA
Who tf posted this outside of @mudbay in Tacoma? You think you’re funny using fonts my wife likes? 😤
September 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Who tf posted this outside of @mudbay in Tacoma? You think you’re funny using fonts my wife likes? 😤
Whatever you do - don’t come to the breakfast and ask me real questions. I’m just here to stoke my folks and get my re-election campaign goin’ 😤
Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW
Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW
September 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Whatever you do - don’t come to the breakfast and ask me real questions. I’m just here to stoke my folks and get my re-election campaign goin’ 😤
Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW
Breakfast with StanKKK
@postandpour 7-9AM TOMORROW
@ag_washington_state no steppy 🐍 😝
September 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
@ag_washington_state no steppy 🐍 😝
One time I got back from drinks with the boys and I asked ChatGPT if it’s gay to want to be pegged by my wife. Then it offered to make me a script for the convo. 👉🏻👈🏻#Justaskingquestions #isitgay #2ndamendment #transrights
September 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One time I got back from drinks with the boys and I asked ChatGPT if it’s gay to want to be pegged by my wife. Then it offered to make me a script for the convo. 👉🏻👈🏻#Justaskingquestions #isitgay #2ndamendment #transrights
WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME ???
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO MEAN TO ME ???
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢
It’s like I was shot on Wednesday too 😢
This chicken tastes funny - link in bio 🐔
September 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This chicken tastes funny - link in bio 🐔
I believe in Law and Order ⚖️!! I make the law, you take my orders! 😼💋
September 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I believe in Law and Order ⚖️!! I make the law, you take my orders! 😼💋
I SAY WHAT I WANT FFS I’M SHERIFF 😤
Say what you want 9/20 at @postandpour Bonney Lake
#1stamendment #freespeech #reddeadredemption2 #constitutionalsheriff
Say what you want 9/20 at @postandpour Bonney Lake
#1stamendment #freespeech #reddeadredemption2 #constitutionalsheriff
September 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I SAY WHAT I WANT FFS I’M SHERIFF 😤
Say what you want 9/20 at @postandpour Bonney Lake
#1stamendment #freespeech #reddeadredemption2 #constitutionalsheriff
Say what you want 9/20 at @postandpour Bonney Lake
#1stamendment #freespeech #reddeadredemption2 #constitutionalsheriff
‼️PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP AND ASK ME TOUGH QUESTIONS‼️
9/20 Breakfast with Stankkk
@postandpour Bonney Lake
9/20 Breakfast with Stankkk
@postandpour Bonney Lake
September 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
‼️PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP AND ASK ME TOUGH QUESTIONS‼️
9/20 Breakfast with Stankkk
@postandpour Bonney Lake
9/20 Breakfast with Stankkk
@postandpour Bonney Lake
As a stable genius, I can say what I want😤
You better not come tell me what YOU THINK on September 20th at the next Breakfast with Sheriff SwanKKK at @postandpour 😶🌫️
#godsplan #ordained #stablegenius #daddytrump #maga
You better not come tell me what YOU THINK on September 20th at the next Breakfast with Sheriff SwanKKK at @postandpour 😶🌫️
#godsplan #ordained #stablegenius #daddytrump #maga
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As a stable genius, I can say what I want😤
You better not come tell me what YOU THINK on September 20th at the next Breakfast with Sheriff SwanKKK at @postandpour 😶🌫️
#godsplan #ordained #stablegenius #daddytrump #maga
You better not come tell me what YOU THINK on September 20th at the next Breakfast with Sheriff SwanKKK at @postandpour 😶🌫️
#godsplan #ordained #stablegenius #daddytrump #maga
If you see my ideas line up with MAGA it is a COINCIDENCE - I am the thot leader - Originator - KEITH’s VALUES - I am the moment💅🏻
#constitutionalsheriff #2ndamendment #1stamendment #rights
#constitutionalsheriff #2ndamendment #1stamendment #rights
September 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If you see my ideas line up with MAGA it is a COINCIDENCE - I am the thot leader - Originator - KEITH’s VALUES - I am the moment💅🏻
#constitutionalsheriff #2ndamendment #1stamendment #rights
#constitutionalsheriff #2ndamendment #1stamendment #rights
Beep beep I’m comin’ Papa!😘
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Beep beep I’m comin’ Papa!😘
I’m an intellectual ofc I love JAQing off and Just Asking Questions 💅🏻
September 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m an intellectual ofc I love JAQing off and Just Asking Questions 💅🏻
It’s not gay to be a bigot, but I’m feeling a way being a bigot with you😘
August 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It’s not gay to be a bigot, but I’m feeling a way being a bigot with you😘
DING DING PRINCIPAL STANK SAYS GET TO CLASS OR ELSE ITS DETENTION - literally I will work with ICE to detain you at the Northwest Detention Center
August 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DING DING PRINCIPAL STANK SAYS GET TO CLASS OR ELSE ITS DETENTION - literally I will work with ICE to detain you at the Northwest Detention Center
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m a man of mystery and quite frankly I don’t appreciate how @thenewstribune.com is talking about how I manage the budget. The public trusts Daddy Stanks to spend hard earned public funds on what matters most - MY HAPPINESS
#piercecounty
#sheriff
#piercecounty
#sheriff
August 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m a man of mystery and quite frankly I don’t appreciate how @thenewstribune.com is talking about how I manage the budget. The public trusts Daddy Stanks to spend hard earned public funds on what matters most - MY HAPPINESS
#piercecounty
#sheriff
#piercecounty
#sheriff
The future needs leaders like me who want to take us backwards - now leave me alone I’m tired. Today was hard.
August 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The future needs leaders like me who want to take us backwards - now leave me alone I’m tired. Today was hard.
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM