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@sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social
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hater/leftist/total sweetheart
he/him 🏳️⚧️
i sent my pet liberal to the pound
cancer free since 5/3/24 🩷
hater/leftist/total sweetheart
he/him 🏳️⚧️
i sent my pet liberal to the pound
cancer free since 5/3/24 🩷
im married to a fucking lamprey
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
im married to a fucking lamprey
please god yes take it from me
October 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
please god yes take it from me
WAH THANK YOU!! we got kaya jam which is my fave
August 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
WAH THANK YOU!! we got kaya jam which is my fave
getting my tire replaced finally after waiting more than a month because I'm lazy and poor
August 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
getting my tire replaced finally after waiting more than a month because I'm lazy and poor
the defenestration of chicago 2025
August 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the defenestration of chicago 2025
havent driven my car in over a month because i cant afford to replace my tire and here i am paying $116 for car insurance ever 2 weeks
August 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
havent driven my car in over a month because i cant afford to replace my tire and here i am paying $116 for car insurance ever 2 weeks
remember when i got a scar revision after getting my port removed and it looks worse and still hurts 2 months later
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
remember when i got a scar revision after getting my port removed and it looks worse and still hurts 2 months later
finally got put on prozac
August 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
finally got put on prozac
about to have an ice soup kind of paycheck this week
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
about to have an ice soup kind of paycheck this week
does anyone want free newports or am i gonna have to eat them all by myself
August 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
does anyone want free newports or am i gonna have to eat them all by myself
yay yay yippee i cant wait to go to work
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
yay yay yippee i cant wait to go to work
wake up every morning feeling like the mexican alien mummy
August 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
wake up every morning feeling like the mexican alien mummy
me when brain damage made my brain damaged
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
me when brain damage made my brain damaged
ive put shit on my plate that was fine when i was unemployed but now is wearing me out
July 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ive put shit on my plate that was fine when i was unemployed but now is wearing me out
my awesome husband made me an awesome american breakfast
July 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
my awesome husband made me an awesome american breakfast
thunderstorm on a day where they canceled a meetup while we had already been on the train for 45 minutes and im on my period and my blood sugar is low and we dont have umbrellas
July 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
thunderstorm on a day where they canceled a meetup while we had already been on the train for 45 minutes and im on my period and my blood sugar is low and we dont have umbrellas
poignant graffiti in southside
July 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
poignant graffiti in southside
husband eating kfc and playing hades 2 with one hand
July 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
husband eating kfc and playing hades 2 with one hand
i think about this tweet all the time
July 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
i think about this tweet all the time
i need to wash my hair bad my mullet is mulleting (zoomed in because im naked behind this crop)
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i need to wash my hair bad my mullet is mulleting (zoomed in because im naked behind this crop)