Sheriff of Portland
@sheriffofportland.bsky.social
If we had a baby we could name it Deandre
I'm a cultured motherfucker
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm a cultured motherfucker
Anybody interested in a front row ish ticket to the dandy warhols & the Oregon symphony tomorrow? I just dgaf anymore. Face value 55 dollars
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Anybody interested in a front row ish ticket to the dandy warhols & the Oregon symphony tomorrow? I just dgaf anymore. Face value 55 dollars
You mean you dont wanna use this one
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You mean you dont wanna use this one
Ok but what if
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ok but what if
It's no neon but Portland's was clearly designed to look like the sky
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's no neon but Portland's was clearly designed to look like the sky
Someone is gonna superimpose some porn on to this broadcast
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Someone is gonna superimpose some porn on to this broadcast
What a crazy fun night despite the loss. Filmed a 19 acres cider in arena promo, and I got to meet one of Cass's idols pregame too- Too Tall Winston from the Globetrotters!
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
What a crazy fun night despite the loss. Filmed a 19 acres cider in arena promo, and I got to meet one of Cass's idols pregame too- Too Tall Winston from the Globetrotters!
The highest scoring 1st quarter in history
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The highest scoring 1st quarter in history
Let's fucking go blazers.
Beat L A
Beat L A
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Let's fucking go blazers.
Beat L A
Beat L A
Parenting, motherfuckers
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Parenting, motherfuckers
Super excited to expand @thethirdbench.bsky.social to the Fire's inaugural season with these stellar dudes in 315 @ikesourus.bsky.social @terenceonline.bsky.social @paintnpdx.bsky.social @dloitz.bsky.social @shoozumoops.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Super excited to expand @thethirdbench.bsky.social to the Fire's inaugural season with these stellar dudes in 315 @ikesourus.bsky.social @terenceonline.bsky.social @paintnpdx.bsky.social @dloitz.bsky.social @shoozumoops.bsky.social
Never gets old
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Never gets old
Lol nm. APnews piece has him indeed dead to rights h/t @brandonmullen.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Lol nm. APnews piece has him indeed dead to rights h/t @brandonmullen.bsky.social
Fresh tattoos
October 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Fresh tattoos
Hey I think i figured out how this dumb motherfucker got brain worms
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey I think i figured out how this dumb motherfucker got brain worms
Omg he's right there
October 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Omg he's right there
Like really close
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Like really close
Hey @trailblazers.bsky.social you can let the pntly thing slide for a minute. Thanks.
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @trailblazers.bsky.social you can let the pntly thing slide for a minute. Thanks.
So thats cool
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
So thats cool
@trailblazers.bsky.social its before the season you have time to fix this. This is not how you abbreviate penalty
October 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@trailblazers.bsky.social its before the season you have time to fix this. This is not how you abbreviate penalty
It's good to be home
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's good to be home
