Sheridan
sheridanlair.bsky.social
Sheridan
@sheridanlair.bsky.social
I do not believe in internet celebs
Minneapolis is too busy nailing 500 of the same signs on empty tennis courts for bored crabby white tennis ppl to clear the streets of mountains of leaves for u to see where the fucking curb is & not fracture ur eye socket

God forbid we have mix uses spaces for the 9 months tennis doesnt exist
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thats a wrap on our first dia de los muertos / halloween in the little blue house

I am so excited to stop fighting with the squirrels over pumpkins, stay tuned for the winter decorations 😍🎄

Feel free to donate your garland to me or other cute christmas decorations 😜
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We are confused by the senior pics/boy
Band mailer we got
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
October 27th is Dia De Los Muertos for critters, we set up our first alter last night!

We love our critters very much and cant wait for them to visit ❤️‍🩹
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Its gus birthday today, the big 0-1!!!!!

Hes my love bug, my best friend, my real bitch, my coworker, and my mental health 🥳🥰🎃

I love my dog, bus!
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Got these baddies on fb market place for $25 each 😍🎃😍🎃😍🎃
October 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Found this autism org on instagram and bought the shirt, im also a direct communicator and ADHD, it often gets me into trouble…. They have a few others

www.etsy.com/shop/Printed...
October 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This was my original garden start project moving here and i finished the cleanup and laid the stones yesterday!

I love it, its so whimsical and cute 🎃🌻
September 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
sitting outside realizing i have no plans to ever find a new bae thinking, “whats a sign that i know kuma’s dad my dude”

Wait for it….😂😂😂

Yesterday gus broke my only Sun flower so he built a splint to save it 😂 we used cinnamon to prevent infection
September 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Minnehaha creek
September 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Timeline cleanse, gus isnt technically allowed on furniture, but hes allowed on the couch in the morning b4 papa wakes up and can come on my bed lol

Hes ate 4 remotes this month

We have to keep replacing them lol
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh yeah, lol
September 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I got an angie craig survey that basically kept trying to tell me things shes done and then would ask, “now that youve heard that will u vote for her” multiple times & i kept saying no

Also, the “dont know” upset me bc it should say “no change” too, i know what i think angie
September 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Kuma’s dad did the hot sauce challenge eating 9 different sauces, including 3 extreme, in like 3 minutes

Proud bae
September 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Lake street taco tour is adorable

Kumas dad ate all the hot sauce and got me a cute bag 😍
September 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This should definitely make pedestrian and bike advocates very happy…

Improving safety, as long as you are going 20mph only 5% of those cars hitting people will die…

hoping somewhere else it talks about just not hitting people lol
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Are you lucky enough to have a witch hat porch light on your old house and can you reply with a photo please?!
August 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Pinning ceremony for gus!

Vote @jason4parks.bsky.social for mpls parks!!!!!!
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I made a mayoral lawn sign today but used screws instead of nails to be able to change my mind along the way and honestly @jazzformayor.bsky.social is gaining some traction in my mind, thinking of a switch tomorrow!

Who’s reaching the hispanic community & employment will be a decider for me
August 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just said goodmorning to the mail carrier and its almost 1pm, time flies when youre being productive and i dislike it…
August 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Couldnt be us!!! Also, i hope he got multilingual enforcement for his co-workers!!!
August 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I got him giant legos instead
July 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh i forgot to tell everyone i got the target commercial pieces for lego at restore, i have a fourth and its bigger than all of them lol

Please dont break into my house for them
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Gus should have that
July 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I have a very large back yard and j meed to create some depth, suggestions for creating elevated spaces

Ps i make it look like sh*t every 3 hours by starting new adhd projects dont worry i know

You dont want to see the right side lol
July 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM