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LUFC | Leeds United | ALAW

#lufc #MOT #ALAW

Loves cricket too!
Okay, so someone needs to explain how I prepare for missile attacks, any advice welcome!
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Or otherwise known as Tory fare evasion. #honestbobjenrick
May 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Today has been a huge reminder of the absolute cess pit of humanity that X/Twitter has become.

The flood of posts from blue ticks and / or Union Jack emoji type accounts is truly sickening to the gut.

They bare face lie about everything to try to fit some perverse conspiracy theories.

Weirdos.
May 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I still can’t get my head around Marcelo Bielsa being the President of the Leeds United Iberia Supporters Club.

What a man. What an absolute legend.

What a contrast to certain other people.

#lufc
May 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Good morning everyone, including Mr. Frank Lampard.

Hope you had a lovely pleasant nights sleep Frank.

I certainly did, a real sense of the world levelling things out over time, everything coming to bald frauds, I mean people, that deserve it.

Enjoy your day Frankie.

#lufc
May 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Lampard saying from when he came in they kept pace with the parachute payment teams.

Yeah, played 30, won 16, drawn 4, lost 10.

1.73 points per game. Leeds and Burnley achieved 2.17 points per game over the whole season

Burnley and Leeds lost 6 between them in 92 games you absolute muppet.

#lufc
May 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Karma Frankie lad.

Somewhere Marcelo Bielsa just had the slightest smile and muttered bueno.

#lufc
May 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just want the Leeds players back home from Las Vegas, so I can stop worrying about one of them being arrested by ICE agents and put in a gulag in El Salvador 😂

#lufc
May 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Sky reporter licking Fat Franks arse, calling his Leeds turnaround with Derby a “tactical masterclass” 🤣

No mate it was Kiko Casilla doing Kiko Casilla things.

Up to that point they were getting battered. The goal gave them some momentum and it just snow balled.

Tactical masterclass - fuck off 😭
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Only Sheff United players could surround the referee, giving him an earful, after he basically gifted them the tie 🤣
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Nothing stirs the heart strings more than knowing Marcelo Bielsa is delighted for Leeds United on winning promotion 💙💛

#lufc
May 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Leeds United Division 1 title open top bus tour (1992 style)!

No social media back then, so these are gold dust and luckily got a few photos.

#lufc
May 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’ve spent my life being extremely proud of Leeds as a city and Leeds United as a football club.

What I witnessed yesterday was probably the most incredible, spontaneous, unadulterated joy of fanbase and players that you could ever see.

I am no longer extremely proud, I am supremely proud.

#lufc
May 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Days like yesterday bond players to Leeds United forever.

Whatever happens in their careers, they will never forget this.

The fans and players as one.

Lovely stuff.

#lufc
May 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Can’t stop watching this, Dan James is my hero honestly #lufc
May 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Get in!!!

Farke is our man and it’s official.

Absolutely delighted 🤩

#lufc
May 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I cannot imagine supporting any other club than the famous Leeds United.

If someone had told me about all the ups and many downs during my time and I could turn back time and support another team that wins everything.

I’d tell em to fuck right off, nothing other than Leeds could ever do.

#lufc
May 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Marcelo Bielsa is a beautiful human being.

Daniel Farke is a beautiful human being.

They care, not about themselves but about their players, the fans and managing with humility and integrity.

Forever grateful to both.

#lufc
May 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Eddie Gray is Mr Leeds United.

Love the fella.

#lufc
May 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Back to the day job for Dan..

#lufc
April 30, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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👊 Last home game of the season!
April 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I would love to know the details of building works at Elland Road.

That is a massive development of kop and west stand, when and how are they going to do it?

What happens to capacity whilst they are doing it?

It’s not a pre season job!
April 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Will you be singing for Farke, tonight.? #lufc
Retweet for yes, like for, no, I lost custody of the kids and insist that Brexit needs time.
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Parker, I can get, flip of a coin job between him and Farke, based on points, although Burnley a dreadful watch.

Hamer winning Player of the Season has to be the biggest joke I’ve EVER seen!

Who in the fuck came up with that?

#lufc
April 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM