DISPATCH FROM WAR TORN PORTLAND:

Portland marathoners will be taking their lives in their hands on Sunday as they run through the hellscape that is our city

Their lives will be at greatest risk when they run through ground zero at ICE headquarters

PLEASE SEND YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!!!!

DISPATCH FROM THE HELLSCAPE OF PORTLAND:

Four middle age people in their bathrobes drinking coffee in front of ICE detention center.

This left over from the carnage of last night:

IT’S LEO SEASON!!

This year us magnificent Leos are called upon to fine tune our instincts and trust our animalistic impulses.

And remember this: just because someone looks friendly does not mean they have your best interests at heart, just as an unusual face is not inherently dangerous

This fucker is making Nixon look like a goddamn choirboy

The Boss wrote this after we were attacked by a foreign power.

How’s he going to sing about this domestic terrorism?

Who’s gonna be our new Charlie Chaplin and make the next Great Dictator movie?

My fascist fighting tools:

✔️ kettlebells
✔️mace club
✔️Indian clubs
✔️signs
✔️Ukulele

What’s in your antifascist kit these days?