Have these people learned nothing from the Marvel multiverse? Start back at the/a beginning. Tell different stories. Move YOUR Bond forward in time and create an arc for him.

"If there was headroom they'd hold these things in sewers."

HUDSUCKER is one of my favorites too. My best friend and I saw it on opening night in a large-ish auditorium that was maybe one-tenth full. Twelve people walked out during Act 1 and never returned. We loved it then and remain baffled to this day.

Spoken like a man who has never required five pounds of shredded cheese and a tub of hummus big enough to bury your fist in.

I met her once. She was exactly as delightful as you would hope.

These fucking guys. I hope someone primaries the fuck out of both of them.

The Trump economy:

Cags will, however, likely surpass the 6.0 career position-player relief innings thrown by backup catcher Drew Butera (#ForeverRoyal).

I couldn't confirm he influenced Ohtani in any way, but Earvin Johnson, a member of the Dodgers ownership group and one of the savviest businessmen to emerge from the sports world, is the first athlete I ever heard of deferring salary to give his team a competitive edge. To me, he's the template.

I've reached the top of the queue, and your book is "in transit" to my library branch. I've been refreshing my holds page all weekend. I can't wait to read it.

In which the Charles Barkley quote "Somethin's gotta kill ya; might as well be fried chicken" attains a new, wholly unanticipated significance.

Meanwhile, not only is RHP Roki Sasaki, #11, the only Dodger named Sasaki; he's the only Sasaki in all of Major League Baseball. The only prior Sasaki, Mariners RHP Kazuhiro Sasaki, returned to Japan after the 2003 season. Despite being 22 years in the clear, Roki's jersey reads R. SASAKI.