"Your Honor, I simply threw a sandwich at the Maserati. I think we already have precedent on that."

"That sandwich was six feet long and four feet thick."

"It didn't even come out of the wrapper, Your Honor."

"Kaijoy" had occurred to me, too, but you beat me to it.

I hide my badge when I see him around at FC, because he's threatened me online before and I don't want to find out whether he's capable of following through on it IRL.

My four-armed self thinks he's a creep and a jerk, for whatever it's worth.

"They kicked me out when I forgot to put a filter in the coffee machine, and then I overbrewed it anyway."

How do you think they became flatfish?

You may have misspelled "sole," yeh?

I figgered sure y'd be more innerested in an unbirth-day!

I got no 'dea what thass s'posedta mean. ;)

P.S. For anyone who knows Shenayim and the eye dialect I use when roleplaying hir, that's probably not happening hir. It's writing here, not speech! :)