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@shemmie.bsky.social
Like I'm cheating on my hotter, sexier, dirtier babe with some librarian with underarm hair.
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Like I'm cheating on my hotter, sexier, dirtier babe with some librarian with underarm hair.
Hi Mr Juss. You're my MP.
I appreciate you're a Labour MP, but I'd like to ask for you to represent your constituents by coming out loudly against the Digital ID.
I appreciate you're a Labour MP, but I'd like to ask for you to represent your constituents by coming out loudly against the Digital ID.
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Hi Mr Juss. You're my MP.
I appreciate you're a Labour MP, but I'd like to ask for you to represent your constituents by coming out loudly against the Digital ID.
I appreciate you're a Labour MP, but I'd like to ask for you to represent your constituents by coming out loudly against the Digital ID.
To be fair, part of your problems in life can be summarised as labelling everything as a "me" problem.
October 10, 2024 at 10:41 AM
To be fair, part of your problems in life can be summarised as labelling everything as a "me" problem.
My entire feed is just you two.
So essentially, I've got a cat talking to himself, and Yakult.
So essentially, I've got a cat talking to himself, and Yakult.
October 10, 2024 at 10:19 AM
My entire feed is just you two.
So essentially, I've got a cat talking to himself, and Yakult.
So essentially, I've got a cat talking to himself, and Yakult.
If anything comes to mind, hit him up, as he's in dire need of a roof.
February 12, 2024 at 12:35 AM
If anything comes to mind, hit him up, as he's in dire need of a roof.
I'll teach him if you can help him out at all.
February 12, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I'll teach him if you can help him out at all.
I was feeling particularly cuntish when I wrote that.
November 1, 2023 at 6:28 PM
I was feeling particularly cuntish when I wrote that.
BlueSky is like snailmail. You post, then wait 7-14 days for a response.
October 31, 2023 at 7:16 PM
BlueSky is like snailmail. You post, then wait 7-14 days for a response.
I could attach an invite code to Bev Crusher's hypospray. He won't buy in.
October 5, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I could attach an invite code to Bev Crusher's hypospray. He won't buy in.
This site will not have won until it's able to attract the Rocks of this world.
Everyone else is the low hanging fruit.
Everyone else is the low hanging fruit.
October 5, 2023 at 8:34 PM
This site will not have won until it's able to attract the Rocks of this world.
Everyone else is the low hanging fruit.
Everyone else is the low hanging fruit.
@catovitch.bsky.social has 1.7k posts here, I had 17. I wanted to mix it up a bit.
October 5, 2023 at 8:32 PM
@catovitch.bsky.social has 1.7k posts here, I had 17. I wanted to mix it up a bit.
So you remember that COVID thing? Before that.
September 28, 2023 at 5:41 PM
So you remember that COVID thing? Before that.
Imagine Twitter, but no sees your Tweets.
September 15, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Imagine Twitter, but no sees your Tweets.
We shall assert dominance by puffing our chest out.
September 13, 2023 at 9:52 PM
We shall assert dominance by puffing our chest out.
I can see all your messages on here.
I can see only your messages on here.
I can see only your messages on here.
August 31, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I can see all your messages on here.
I can see only your messages on here.
I can see only your messages on here.
I am easily the most popular person in my friendship group on here outside of you.
August 31, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I am easily the most popular person in my friendship group on here outside of you.
I will respond to your tw.... wait, what the fuck do we call these things?
@catovitch.bsky.social ?
Anyway, I'll respond to your... things... in my once-a-week checking of this account.
@catovitch.bsky.social ?
Anyway, I'll respond to your... things... in my once-a-week checking of this account.
August 26, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I will respond to your tw.... wait, what the fuck do we call these things?
@catovitch.bsky.social ?
Anyway, I'll respond to your... things... in my once-a-week checking of this account.
@catovitch.bsky.social ?
Anyway, I'll respond to your... things... in my once-a-week checking of this account.