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@shem-h.bsky.social
It gets worse for Elon?
Good.
March 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Is it though?
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Wait, Joe's not in prison somehow?
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They totally are!
*comment left via Neuralink*
March 2, 2025 at 8:54 AM
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I wonder how long they'll push this 'upside down' reality on all of us. Not only did Zelensky start a war with Russia, he's also a dictator who disrespected Trump. Next up - the Earth is square, the Sun is black and Trump never fucked a child.
March 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I think he knew this deal wasn't going to work out, but it was a great opportunity to show how unhinged and idiotic the current US administration is. It's a good thing the whole world gets to see it. And I can't even imagine who would think Trump came out on top today.
February 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There you have it. America officially lost all bragging rights.
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There are a lot of people in the USA. Just sayin'
February 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I don't know, let's rewind the clock 40 years back and see why KGB was so desperate to cultivate Trump as their asset.
February 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They are already so full of hate they're willing to destroy the country to 'own' half of its population. This is unforgivable.
For a bunch that loves the United States of America it seems like they never understood what 'United' means.
February 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
He tried to beat off his broken dick but the dick fought back!
February 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wearing people out with constant bullshit until they're too apathetic to even care is one of current administration's main goals.
Trump did it the fist time he was in office - we were all exhausted by the end of it, now it's cranked up to 11. We better realize that inducing apathy is their plan.
February 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yeah, he's a complete moron who got to the top because he's a priviliged ruthless narcissistic sociopath. He never had to be smart to get there, he just had to be a really fucked up person.
February 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There is. For Elon it would about 6.5grams.
4.2g is lethal for a 155lb person. He used to be 300lb but Ozempic dropped that to I'd say 250lb.
It's irrelevant though because his brain is already irreversibly fried so sit back and watch him do something REALLY stupid.
February 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
How embarrassing it must be to have a president so susceptible to manipulation.
February 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They never intended on reading any of it. It's a power move on Elon's part, he wants everyone to fall in line. He did the same thing when he took over Twitter.
February 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The real tragedy is that people think billionaires must be perfectly equipped to run everything because they made money.
They just can't wrap their heads around how they got there, and now they're *surprised pikachu face* "Why am I getting laid off?"
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
All that big talk about commie libs ain't gonna help once they realise he doesn't look entirely white.
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yep, checks out!
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I didn't have 'Idiocracy will become reality' on my bingo card, and yet here we are.
December 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Your taxes. That's how it works everywhere else and if it doesn't in America then guess whose fault it is?
December 6, 2024 at 5:27 AM