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One thing I don’t miss about New Orleans is how frequently circus performers compared their work to mine as a therapist.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One thing I don’t miss about New Orleans is how frequently circus performers compared their work to mine as a therapist.
Sister Wives is so crazy the man just seriously suggested they build a storage barn on their property that his first wife whom he hates can live in.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sister Wives is so crazy the man just seriously suggested they build a storage barn on their property that his first wife whom he hates can live in.
It is discriminatory that chihuahuas are not allowed on the labor and delivery ward.
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It is discriminatory that chihuahuas are not allowed on the labor and delivery ward.
People on pregnancy reddit need to stop referring to first time moms as FTM. Every time I assume it is a pregnant trans man.
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
People on pregnancy reddit need to stop referring to first time moms as FTM. Every time I assume it is a pregnant trans man.
The best places to get praise and attention as a pregnant woman are a Jewish deli and HomeGoods. Wow, I feel ALIVE!
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The best places to get praise and attention as a pregnant woman are a Jewish deli and HomeGoods. Wow, I feel ALIVE!
People assume certain things about my class because I have an innate elegance and glamour, but what they don’t know is that all 5 of my brothers have naked lady tattoos.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
People assume certain things about my class because I have an innate elegance and glamour, but what they don’t know is that all 5 of my brothers have naked lady tattoos.
Learning the hard way that my mom does not know the difference between breadcrumbs and croutons.
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Learning the hard way that my mom does not know the difference between breadcrumbs and croutons.
Was it a mental breakdown, or a mental breakthrough?
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Was it a mental breakdown, or a mental breakthrough?
Wait, is Heather Gay an important voice in journalism? Why am I crying at her Mormonism show?
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wait, is Heather Gay an important voice in journalism? Why am I crying at her Mormonism show?
If you are trying to lure me into a death trap just put an “Estate Sale This Way” sign up and wait for me.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you are trying to lure me into a death trap just put an “Estate Sale This Way” sign up and wait for me.
I need to figure out which of my coworkers donated a bunch of Werther’s Originals to the thanksgiving food drive.
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I need to figure out which of my coworkers donated a bunch of Werther’s Originals to the thanksgiving food drive.
I should not be allowed to listen to Paula Cole radio in public at 8 months pregnant.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I should not be allowed to listen to Paula Cole radio in public at 8 months pregnant.
If you train a dog to be a police dog you deserve the death penalty!! Dogs do not deserve to be implicated in your evil business!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If you train a dog to be a police dog you deserve the death penalty!! Dogs do not deserve to be implicated in your evil business!!
I accidentally watch 5 minutes of Wheel of Fortune every night before Jeopardy and whereas I could tell Pat Sajak had nothing but contempt for the contestants I can tell Ryan Seacrest genuinely wants them to win and wishes to nurture their dreams. A true professional.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I accidentally watch 5 minutes of Wheel of Fortune every night before Jeopardy and whereas I could tell Pat Sajak had nothing but contempt for the contestants I can tell Ryan Seacrest genuinely wants them to win and wishes to nurture their dreams. A true professional.
I have thrown up at the movie theater at least 4 times during this pregnancy. I love being me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have thrown up at the movie theater at least 4 times during this pregnancy. I love being me.
I should be able to write Tums off on my taxes.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I should be able to write Tums off on my taxes.
I am a conscientious objector to the concept of Tate McCrae.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am a conscientious objector to the concept of Tate McCrae.
Bring back honey mustard!
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Bring back honey mustard!
I can’t believe I was body shamed at the Ren Faire.
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I can’t believe I was body shamed at the Ren Faire.
Working on having hard conversations with my husband (such as how to tell him I have started The Boulet Brother’s Dragula Titans.)
October 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Working on having hard conversations with my husband (such as how to tell him I have started The Boulet Brother’s Dragula Titans.)
I figured out what will finally make your exes stop texting you and it is being pregnant.
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I figured out what will finally make your exes stop texting you and it is being pregnant.
I know I would be a good wife to Ed Sheeran. I am not a fan but I just know. He would thank me for emptying the dishwasher.
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know I would be a good wife to Ed Sheeran. I am not a fan but I just know. He would thank me for emptying the dishwasher.
Stop talking about soup!!!! It is so wet, so heavy, so sloshing. Enough!
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Stop talking about soup!!!! It is so wet, so heavy, so sloshing. Enough!
I somehow blame Trump for how bad The Life of A Showgirl is.
October 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I somehow blame Trump for how bad The Life of A Showgirl is.