Sage might as well get in on the action, considering all the lewd situations they've found themselves in recently.
They do hope they're up to Locke's standards.

(SSN)

Sage is now trying to study cross-pollination in fauna. However, it seems that the only thing anyone's wanting to pollinate (or rather, impregnate) is them.

Sage'll take all the help they can get, all research is at its best when backed up with a large range of data, after all~

(SSN)

Sage has had a lot going on recently, and after a certain point, touching grass isn't really enough to help your mood or your loneliness.

So, maybe trying this for the first time with a fellow Grass-type won't be too bad..

(SSN)

Sage was offered some extra cash if they offered themselves up for a bit, and everyone can use some extra money.

Sage consents to whatever you want- what are you doing to them?

(SSN)

Sage has boobs. Not like you see them that often, but they're there, and in the open right now.

Ottaro can't help but stop and stare at the curious Pokemon- he's never seen any Pokemon like Locke before.
Though, while trying to carefully and (failing at) stealthily walking around Locke to examine him, Ottaro gives more away of herself than intended.
(1st is normal claim, 2nd is lewd claim.)

Also forgot to add this (pardon me being dumb)
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Sage is far from unfamiliar with the feeling, with their only advice being to look at your body, and tell yourself that you love it until that seedling of an idea begins to take root and sprout.
In a bit of solidarity, Sage shows what their "bits" look like as well.

"𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎? 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚌𝚜." (𝚄𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢)

⇢ 𝚂𝚊𝚐𝚎 "𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢" 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎
⇢ 𝟸𝟻 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍
⇢ 𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙱𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 (𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖)
⇢ 𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕
⇢ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝 & 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
⇢ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢
⇢ 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝
𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝..

"𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴! 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘫𝘰𝘣.~" (𝘜𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺)

⇢ 𝘓𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘳𝘰
⇢ 20 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥
⇢ 𝘊𝘪𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘦 (𝘏𝘦/𝘏𝘪𝘮)
⇢ 𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭
⇢ 𝘓𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘝𝘈 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰
⇢ 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘺
⇢ 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳
⇢𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦: 𝘛𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦.
𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵..

"𝔅𝔢𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔯! 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔩..." (𝔓𝔐𝔇)

⇢ 𝔒𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 "𝔖𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔭"
⇢ 20 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔩𝔡
⇢ ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 (ℌ𝔢/ℌ𝔢𝔯)
⇢ 𝔓𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔞𝔩
⇢ "𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢", 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡
⇢ ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔘𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤
⇢ 𝔑𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔉𝔯𝔲𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫.
⇢𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔢: 𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔒𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔰, 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔪.
ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔱..

For reference, this is the chart used to describe character's ass sizes.

"𝙳𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎? 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚌𝚜." (𝚄𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢)

⇢ 𝚂𝚊𝚐𝚎 "𝚂𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢" 𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎
⇢ 𝟸𝟻 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚕𝚍
⇢ 𝙽𝚘𝚗-𝙱𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 (𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖)
⇢ 𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕
⇢ 𝙸𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝 & 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
⇢ 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢
⇢ 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝
𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝..

"𝔅𝔢𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔯! 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔞𝔩..." (𝔓𝔐𝔇)

⇢ 𝔒𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 "𝔖𝔠𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔭"
⇢ 20 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔩𝔡
⇢ ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 (ℌ𝔢/ℌ𝔢𝔯)
⇢ 𝔓𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔞𝔩
⇢ "𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢", 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔵𝔭𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡
⇢ ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰, 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔘𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤
⇢ 𝔑𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔉𝔯𝔲𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫.
⇢𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔢: 𝔗𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔶 𝔒𝔱𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔰, 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔪.
ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔱..