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the witchelle from mercury 🇮🇪🇵🇸
@shellsbian.bsky.social
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Michelle. Illegal lesbian (transsexual). East Irish. Doctor Who, trans rights and other assorted autism. MUFC. @astormofshells on the other site. She/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞
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nic-wait, no!
The Animal Crossing New Horizons player, me, enquiring about the turnip prices in a shop to Timmy, a raccoon/tanuki wearing a blue loincloth: Timmy The current price for turnips is 69 Bells per turnip!
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
god help me for clicking through but the author is obviously aware of everything surrounding this from the opening below. so what is the point of this? why are you doing random commentary on adaptational choices made 20 years ago? you don’t even have the excuse of it being topical!
The saying "never meet your heroes" has never applied to me more than when it comes to Harry Potter. As a kid, I floated along the series' whimsy and matured alongside Harry, year by year. As an adult, I came to understand that J.K. Rowling's worldviews clashed with the expectations I had formed from her early writing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
i love u transgender shrimp…….
My Animal Crossing: New Horizons villager (wearing a pink dress and a crown) talking to Blathers, an owl in a bow tie: Blathers The sweet shrimp spends the first few years of its life as a male. It then transitions into a female as it ages. The aforementioned Blathers being an ally: Interestingly, it is hardly alone in this type of development cycle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
what
Screenshot of a loading screen from Animal Crossing New Horizons with a tip from Tom Nook: Whether your distress is emotional or gastric, a toilet is a great place to sit and think for a few minutes, hm?
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
the food wanter has logged on
A large whitish dog looks at the camera with big brown puppy eyes.
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
Yesterday was a really good day, went to the Nintendo Pop-up shop and got a haul of cool stuff and had the pleasure of hanging out with @hanimetion.bsky.social for the first time in years 💜
The shop front of the Nintendo Pop-up store in London. Two people giving the victory sign in front of a wall, Acacia, masked person on left and Michelle (me) the redhead woman in denim jacket and glasses on right.
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
Vice was worth it for this shot alone
A screenshot from the fake ending of Vice (2018) presenting the false image of Dick Cheney as a devoted family man. Text: Dick's heart is healthier than ever and he regularly competes in Ironman competitions around the globe.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
dogstanding
A large white-ish dog is standing on a wooden floor in front of some chairs
November 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
dogsitting
A white-ish large dog is sat on a sofa in front of a window.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
hell
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October 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
what did he mean by this
Screenshot of Luigi looking at some clothes in Luigi’s Mansion using the Game Boy Horror, particularly a red dress. Text box: These look kind of comfortable... No, I'll stick with my duds!
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
clock changes
An edit of the second breakfast scene from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. What about 1am? You've already had it. We've had 1am, yes. But what about second 1am?
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
every bit of the PR campaign by the DW production to hush up the reshot ending of the reality war just casually being demolished by carole ann ford is very very funny. honestly what did they think was going to happen
"You didn't see the episode which was to sort of introduce my coming back, where I was holding hands with a little — beautiful little tiny black child, three years old. And we were watching through the window somewhere where the audience wasn't supposed to know where we supposed to be. And we were watching by newly-embodied grandfather, who was now Ncuti [Gatwal, and watching him have a wonderful time singing and dancing in a party in a shop opposite where we were. And obviously l, my character Susan, was longing to just go there and fling her arms around her grandfather and say, 'Grandfather, how lovely to see you after all this time and how did you survive your floating about in space... and why have you changed?'"
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
live shell reaction when this happened
October 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
look there is no heterosexual explanation for this
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
I thought I was possibly reading into it that they were flirting at the beginning of the quest but okay no they definitely are??
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
womp womp womp
Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters were banned from watching their game against Aston Villa after police intelligence concluded the biggest risk of violence came from extremist fans of the Israeli club. The ban ignited an intense controversy and was criticised by the prime minister, as well as others claiming it was a surrender to antisemitism. The police assessment led to the fixture on 6 November at Villa Park in Birmingham being classed as high risk. The intelligence and risk assessments that led to that conclusion and ban have not been made public.
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
diversity win, one of the the bandits i’m about to rob is a lesbian!
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
George W. Bush standing with a raised had in front of a crowd and a blackboard that says: Child Left Behind
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
what the fuck
A particularly janky screenshot from Star Wars Outlaws. Kay, the player is crouched next to two defeated enemies in an apparent state of spaghettification as their necks are elongated and their heads are at a 90 degree angle. What the fuck.
October 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
shellsbian.bsky.social
I like her :)
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
shellsbian.bsky.social
why does the opening cutscene of star wars outlaws have ricky gervais in it
Ricky Gervais in Star Wars Outlaws. Or ‘Sliro’ as he claims to be called.
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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3 game overs and 280 attempts later…
Toad delivering a congratulatory message to Mario in Super Mario Galaxy 2: You deserve a congratulations of cosmic proportions for collecting all of the Stars and playing to the very end. Thank you! A commemorative photo of Rosalina sitting in her library holding her storybook with a blue Luma either side of her, received for 100% completing Super Mario Galaxy 2
October 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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task failed successfully
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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good ending
October 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM