FreeLinkophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛
@shelleybwoke.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Trans nonbinary secret 5th element humanist (They/Them/Y'all) HRT-10/21 "the cool enby aunt that lets you drink at their house, gives you jaded, sage advice, and will beat the shit out of your ex. Total boss babe. Historian" - Tilly
Goth enby Santa isn't real. They can't bless you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Goth enby Santa isn't real. They can't bless you.
I made this presentation for murderous lying genitally-obsessed bigot Wes Streeting.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I made this presentation for murderous lying genitally-obsessed bigot Wes Streeting.
And I believe to my soul that inside every man is the feminine
And inside every lady, there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
And a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women
But the onеs who brag loudest are the onеs that are most likely queer
And inside every lady, there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
And a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women
But the onеs who brag loudest are the onеs that are most likely queer
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And I believe to my soul that inside every man is the feminine
And inside every lady, there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
And a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women
But the onеs who brag loudest are the onеs that are most likely queer
And inside every lady, there's a deep manly voice loud and clear
And a cowboy may brag about things that he's done with his women
But the onеs who brag loudest are the onеs that are most likely queer
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, A CROW TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, A CROW TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
Um, your pussy is God, and you know
I think you're so cute when you get high
I've never been good at this nice shit
But I can try if you like it
It gets hard when you give a fuck
Get knocked down from some other love
But their best wasn't good enough
And you're number one to me
I think you're so cute when you get high
I've never been good at this nice shit
But I can try if you like it
It gets hard when you give a fuck
Get knocked down from some other love
But their best wasn't good enough
And you're number one to me
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Um, your pussy is God, and you know
I think you're so cute when you get high
I've never been good at this nice shit
But I can try if you like it
It gets hard when you give a fuck
Get knocked down from some other love
But their best wasn't good enough
And you're number one to me
I think you're so cute when you get high
I've never been good at this nice shit
But I can try if you like it
It gets hard when you give a fuck
Get knocked down from some other love
But their best wasn't good enough
And you're number one to me
The broken tablets had been mended
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe
How Charlton Heston put his vest on
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe
How Charlton Heston put his vest on
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The broken tablets had been mended
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe
How Charlton Heston put his vest on
The golden calf had been up-ended
And old folk sitting round the fire
Would talk of voices from the sky
Babies sailing down the Nile
The recipe for locust pie
A hundred thousand frogs per mile
We'd always ask them to describe
How Charlton Heston put his vest on
GOB face
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
GOB face
"Children are at the heart of everything we do.
Every child needs love and care in order to flourish – and we’re proud that this is reflected in the values we hold within our organisation."
Every child needs love and care in order to flourish – and we’re proud that this is reflected in the values we hold within our organisation."
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Children are at the heart of everything we do.
Every child needs love and care in order to flourish – and we’re proud that this is reflected in the values we hold within our organisation."
Every child needs love and care in order to flourish – and we’re proud that this is reflected in the values we hold within our organisation."
Take a dirty picture, babe
I can't sleep and I miss your face
In my hands and in my knees
Tell me what you wanna do to me
Tell me what you'll do, please
I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna be alone anymore
I can't sleep and I miss your face
In my hands and in my knees
Tell me what you wanna do to me
Tell me what you'll do, please
I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna be alone anymore
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Take a dirty picture, babe
I can't sleep and I miss your face
In my hands and in my knees
Tell me what you wanna do to me
Tell me what you'll do, please
I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna be alone anymore
I can't sleep and I miss your face
In my hands and in my knees
Tell me what you wanna do to me
Tell me what you'll do, please
I don't wanna be alone
Don't wanna be alone anymore
Sorry about clogging up the timeline with the mid wizard book bigot, but I thought she'd been too quiet this week.
Turns out, she's been trying to wash the blood from her hands and pretending to be a saint.
"Every child deserves to grow up in a safe and loving family." 🤬
Never donating to Lumos
Turns out, she's been trying to wash the blood from her hands and pretending to be a saint.
"Every child deserves to grow up in a safe and loving family." 🤬
Never donating to Lumos
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sorry about clogging up the timeline with the mid wizard book bigot, but I thought she'd been too quiet this week.
Turns out, she's been trying to wash the blood from her hands and pretending to be a saint.
"Every child deserves to grow up in a safe and loving family." 🤬
Never donating to Lumos
Turns out, she's been trying to wash the blood from her hands and pretending to be a saint.
"Every child deserves to grow up in a safe and loving family." 🤬
Never donating to Lumos
King Missile two-fer
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
King Missile two-fer
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
I won't believe in Heaven and Hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I won't believe in Heaven and Hell
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
No saints, no sinners, no devil as well
No pearly gates, no thorny crown
You're always letting us humans down
The wars you bring, the babes you drown
Those lost at sea and never found
And it's the same the whole world round
Tou cam pretty much do any Bitthole Surfers lyrics
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Tou cam pretty much do any Bitthole Surfers lyrics
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 AM
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane
But Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
But Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane
But Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
But Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's grave!
Rock me, Joe
If man is five
If man is five
If man is five
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
And if the devil is six
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
If man is five
If man is five
If man is five
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
And if the devil is six
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Rock me, Joe
If man is five
If man is five
If man is five
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
And if the devil is six
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
If man is five
If man is five
If man is five
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
Then the devil is six
And if the devil is six
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
Then God is seven
without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
without downloading any new pics what is it like dating you
Straight outta Brompton
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Straight outta Brompton
Hey, I actually caught the followdometer as it was turning over!
Love y'all ❤️
Love y'all ❤️
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hey, I actually caught the followdometer as it was turning over!
Love y'all ❤️
Love y'all ❤️
Posting my getaway vehicle
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Posting my getaway vehicle
Also trying out contacts again, partly so I can try out eye shadow so someone can see it lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Also trying out contacts again, partly so I can try out eye shadow so someone can see it lol
Doing that glasses thing.
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Doing that glasses thing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM