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Hierophant 2 Shelley 2 Woke, Living Saint of Victory
@shelley2woke.bsky.social
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Someone I know got booted for 24 hours or forever, so I'm here. Nonbinary transgender humanist. (They/them/y'all)
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For some reason, the last part of the first alt text isn't working, so i scanned the second image to get it.

This is heartbreaking truth and still a thing of beauty to read💜🥺
The last one to the party. Not fashionably late rather pointedly uninvited. Never to be fought for. No never to be bled for. We are pets not allies. A fashionable friend to be brought and traded for favors. Bring us to game night Introduce us, We're beloved You'll be the talk of the town. Everyone can come over We'll door dash mimosas and chik-fila. We can build lego together. Three guesses which set. And I will smile And I will be lovely And I will treat you with respect And the whole time I want to scream until my ears bleed. I want to break down into pieces in your fucking living room. I want us all to admit you've begun to let them take everything from me and they're still taking more. They will continue to take more and more until people like me become ghosts living in the cracks of civilization again. Just like we were before. + Message #poetry
August 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Do not shut up about Trans Club, because they are trying really hard to erase Trans Club from existence.
The First Rule of Trans club is you do not shut up about Trans Club, because bigots would gladly silence every damn one of us and remove us from the history books if they could.
August 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Whenever your imposter syndrome seems overwhelming, remember that Jesse fucking Singal is taken seriously as a 'science journalist' by Very Serious People.
Dear Lord, Grand me the imposter-syndrome-proof confidence of a mid cis white person opining about trans people. Background, an illustration of an angel head bowed in prayer over clouds of pink and blue
August 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Back in 2013, SEK (RIP) wrote on the Lawyers, Guns & Money blog about a new internet tradition. The images are borked now, but I want to revive that tradition, so

"Take those hormones, you’re the goddamn Batman”

www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2013/09/atte...
A starbucks cup with the words Goddamn BATMAN written on it on a table with a line of customers in the background
August 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Entirely on brand for that prick Gallego. It's never the Dems fault for being completely soulless assholes.
Still, Gallego said transgender children must be treated with a spirit of openness — just not in all athletics: “Hey, listen, we love you. We want you to be part of our community, but this is just the one place you can’t play, and let’s find other activities for you to be involved,” he said.
August 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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CW: transphobia

Unlike the alchemists of old, transgender alchemical transmutation works!

Still an active account
J.D. Bell /@atomicsidewalk.bsky.social intolerance Transgenderis is alchemical transmutation (like lead into gold) and is a purely mystical metaphysical thing. I thought the zeitgeist moved past this with Trump 2.0 but I guess there's still some die hards out there. Retro! June 1, 2025.
August 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Well, I couldn't have planned the timing of this any better with Brianna Lou Wu showing her whole ass about @sophiemolly.co.uk.

See, yesterday, I purchased my first Porsche to start my collection 💅 - 356 B Carrera 2!

She's a cutie 💓
A toy red Porsche 356 B Carrera 2
August 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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I'll take a bathroom selfie over flaunting your wealth any day.
Brianna Wu tweet I think I have a pretty good Porsche collection.
August 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Plural
Brianna Wu I think I have a pretty decent Porsche collection Above a photo of four Porsches .
August 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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As if on cue (via @seenpoliceuk.bsky.social )
Jill Foster @JournalistJill. 10h ... This reporter -- now calls himself Emma and talks of his 'euphoria' while wearing a dress to work in BBC sport. I'm not questioning his ability in the job. But it's useful for people to be aware who works in a dept that awarded 'Female footballer of the Year' to a male.
July 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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“Therefore, it’s very important to protect that. They would do that for us.” - Pedro Pascal

And they already have. 🏳️‍⚧️
Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera at a pride March
July 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Conspiracy corkboard!
A graphic in a sex matters preso about conversion therapy showing the logos of 20 LGBTQIA organizations and the humanists and amnesty international
July 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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"In the UK, where homosexuality is legal, protected and widely socially accepted, legislation to ban "gay conversion therapy" had not been seen as particularly urgent or compelling"

Section 28 was repealed in 2000.
sexmatters 2013-2019: Conversion therapy viewed as a historic practice In the UK, where homosexuality is legal, protected and widely socially accepted, legislation to ban "gay conversion therapy" had not been seen as particularly urgent or compelling. While there was broad agreement that abusive practices to try to change someone's sexual orientation are abhorrent, there was no evidence that such practices were currently pervasive. Where abusive practices did exist they would be covered by existing criminal law, professional regulation and child-protection policies. This position was reflected in a Westminster Hall debate in Parliament in 2013. Labour MP Sandra Osborne, who proposed the debate, said: "Conversion therapy used to be a much greater and more systemic problem in Britain than it is today. In the 1950s and '60s, LGBT patients were routinely
July 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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@bowlerhatscience.org @evanurquhart.bsky.social y'all will get a kick out of this.
One of the most consistent features of botched science stories involving hot-button subjects are that the journalists have no science reporting background to speak of, but instead cover "race," "identity," etc. Which are important beats! But don't qualify you to cover science. - Jesse Singal
July 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Every day, Wes streeting wakes and renews his vow.
A photo of we streeting at an LGBT+ Labout booth holding a photoshopped sign that reads "i hate trans kkds"
July 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Dear Wings:

History, motherfucker. Do you read it?
Alan Turing
July 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Fucking Newt Gingrich left his first wife while she was being treated for cancer, and then ditched the second one too for the fake plastic tree he's married to now.

"Family values"
Callista Gingrich m. 2000 Marianne Ginther m. 1981-2000 Jackie Battley m. 1962-1981 Callista Gingrich. Callista Louise Gingrich (née Bisek; born March 4, 1966) is an American diplomat, businesswoman, author, and documentary film producer who served as United States ambassador to the Holy See from 2017 to 2021.
July 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The Gideons apparently use their own artisanal English Standard Version that hews more closely to the KJV because of course it does
"Crossway is pleased to license the ESV Bible text to The Gideons, and to grant permission ... to include certain alternative readings based on the Textus Receptus"
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June 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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"how trans pulled me in even as a femme."

"Trans" 🙄

Sometimes, a haircut is just a haircut, Jamie
Jamie Reed Whistleblower @JamieWhistle 31 May Preparing for a podcast recording Monday, thinking a lot about how trans pulled me in even as a femme. Picture left before trans really took hold. I was working as an HIV case manager, spending a lot of time with the community. Picture right- as trans came in. I am wearing a Show more ... 4 55 103 453 117K The Amazing Bughead (LeAnne O... How old are you in these? 1 17 @AmazingBugh... 31 May ... 50 4.8K Jamie Reed Whistleblower @JamieWhistle 35 4:49 pm 31 May 17 20257,521 Views
June 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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“I’ve said this before, but the decision to be in business with J.K. Rowling is not new for us. We’ve been in business for 25 years." - HBO CEO Casey Bloys
Hbo CEO Casey Bloys
June 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Assigned brown hair at birth
Allison Reynolds before and after the makeover in the Breakfast club
June 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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random image or everything goes wrong in June
A court artists sketch of Rudy Guilianni
June 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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And the King shall answer and say unto them, 'Verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it for one of the least of these my trans homies, you did for me.'

Jesus hung out with the queers
Matthew 25:32-36 (Saint Shelley Authorized Version) And before Him shall be gathered all nations, and He shall separate them one from | another as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats. And He shall set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. Then shall the King say unto them on His right hand, 'Come, ye blessed of My Father, inherit the Kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. For I needed work, and your hired me; I was desperate and you put coin in my mutual aid; I made art and you bought it; I was alone and you fought for my human rights. And the righteous will say, 'Lord, when did we hire you, or toss coin in your mutual aid request, or buy your artwork, or fight for your human rights?' And the King shall answer and say unto them, 'Verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it for one of the least of these my trans homies, you did for me.' "Then shall He say also unto them on the left hand, 'Depart from Me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I shared my pronouns and you misgendered me; I told you my name and you called me by another; I was joyful, and you called me 'tranny;' I had urgent need and you barred me entry to the public restroom. Then shall they also answer Him, saying, Lord, when did we misgender you, deadname you, call you a tranny, or bar you entry to the public restrooms? Then shall he answer them, saying, Truly I say to you, Inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these my trans homies, you did it to me. And these shall go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into life eternal."
June 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The happy Pride good news:

A nonbinary god came to earth and lived 30 years as a trans man, and when he came out, they killed him.

But they did not know that you could not kill him in any way that matters.
🏳️‍⚧️

Below: actual historical photo of Jesus showing the disciples his top surgery scars.
A painting of Thomas sticking his finger in Jesus wound
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE DIES, A BITCHIN' CAMARO TAKES THEIR SOUL TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD
An illustration of a green Chevrolet Camaro and the word Bitchin above it in red against a yellow background
June 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM