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ShellDrake
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snails are pretty cool I think...
People hate when I pull up and start roaring like a dinosaur, but they don’t get it because their lives are devoid of dinosaur-like whimsy
February 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dog biscuits look like they’d be so tasty but woe, they’re shit.
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Turkey Fuckin’ Sandwich 🗣️🔥
January 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
warning: very scary… #pixelart
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Please god Bluesky recommend me more pixel art and less politics-
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I would be ashamed to write a fictional game show as blatantly dystopian as Beast Games…
December 27, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite movie...
November 29, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Remember, you have free will.

Draw politicians pregnant.
November 24, 2024 at 4:14 AM