good news: big progress on a Thing
bad news: zero progress on the other Thing

once they fully allow private profiles on here I’ll be completely switching over. for real this time lol.

I have an upset stomach and unfortunately threw up and I had a pomegranate before bed so it was a very concerning few minutes there. happy new year everyone

sneak peek at a pilottttttt. here are the only comedic moments of the entire thing to trick you into thinking it's fun and lighthearted and that nothing bad will happen within the first few minutes

I know I often praise Lady Bird where it’s due by pointing out how much of its dialogue has entered my everyday lexicon… but folks, there was another film before her that dared to do so much more… and that was Easy A (2010)

if they incorporate polls on this thing, please for the love of god help the awards season girlies out and give five possible options. all the other sites have only four and as a society we deserve better. thank you.

these elderly men wandered on stage and played shake tramp in the year 2024. someone please alert their caregivers

so this is awesome

can’t wait for the part of tonight’s concert where I sob during worlds collide and then immediately sit down because pop 101 is next, my mortal enemy.

in order to get used to this app I’m gonna make this my exclusive home for shitpost screenshots

I screenshotted all the people I follow on the bird app so I’ll remember who all to look for on here when my brain eventually gets back on track… I was wondering why I didn’t have my annual Start of November depression this year but it turns out she was just late 💅

the el mal performance has been stuck in my head for days but there’s something about it that I can only describe as “listens to motomami once” like that’s entirely the vibe

hahahaha just figured out how to structure a really tough scene in my pilot yesssss

wait why is it saying ⚠️invalid handle⚠️ like I’ve had this account for over a year?

gotta get used to posting on here instead of the other one. here’s some EXCLUSIVE monica lore then. last night I had a dream that I was dating paul mescal but he was “the dune guy” instead of “the gladiator guy”. aren’t your lives enriched by knowing this? you’re welcome

it seems we all finally agreed on this app. which is good because threads isn’t for me

so are we here for real this time. literally just someone tell me I can’t keep up anymore

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