I freaking love Andre Consonants. 😂😂😂

Well, if there’s one thing this administration knows about, it’s deception.

Dear Europe,
Don’t support this illegal-under-any-standard horseshit.
Love,
America

“Cleanup on Main Street” is not what is needed right now.

Yeah. They should listen, so they know exactly what not to say or do.

I’m sorry, you must not have heard the press conference at the Pentagon. They were very clear that DL was more dedicated to the peace process than anyone who ever lived.
/s

Utterly predictable, utterly ill-prepared, utterly inhumane. It’s like a motto on a tacky golden needlepoint sampler in the nest of the Giant Cheeto-Faced Yahoo.

Also I think the pocket square is in backwards? Like be out it in there but in the mirror so it looked correct, but shouldn’t the stripes part of the flag be toward his buttons and the star part closer to his arm? Am I insane?

A deadline I happily would have missed.

Pete needs a better tailor and less product on his hair, and wtf pocket square is that? It looks like he tore off a piece of an Election Day pamphlet and stuck it in his pocket. Pete really wants you to believe this was all well thought-out. Also kisses Israel’s ass. GTFO. 2/2

Not cartwheel-inducing, definitely, but also not the end of the world. Very lucky in that, truly, and I know it. Thanks for the good wishes 💙

Thanks! 💙 I’m very lucky all told, and I know it, but the emotional rollercoaster took over when I turned on the news. So odd that though everyone has an asshole those two evolved to become one.

Thanks. 💙 I’m very lucky to have good insurance, great doctors, and an earlier-than-it-could-have-been discovery of a very treatable cancer.

The Four Coarse Men of the Apocalypse, maybe.

MSNBC just said something about the missles being launched from subs. Anyone have any idea which is more likely?