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February 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I love visiting my hometown bc I can thrift a pair of brand spanking new Yoongi shoes* for like 30 bucks

*gay Vans
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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i looked so cute for my birthday yesterday but the best photo i got was this one 😹
shelfie running toward the camera in terrible focus while covered in multi-coloured ribbons and possibly also screaming
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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alright she dropped the cheesecake

Holy sh*t, Kim Namjoon is single.

🐥 siren fem jimin
🐰 wide-eyed newbie jk
📌 aka the stand-up comedy fic
📌 non-traditional love triangle
📌 co-ed tannies
📌 queer as hell themes
📌 more explicit than you think 🔞

archiveofourown.org/works/60678643
fic moodboard
November 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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If you see this, post a concert pic you took!

(photography isn’t my passion but min yoongi is so here ya go)
concert photo from d-day tour
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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photo of jungkook with a microphone jk: - writes all his jokes in his phone - his first year doing comedy he entered a contest at the biggest lounge in town and won - has the most instagram followers despite showing up out of nowhere - always looks surprised when people laugh - hates hosting because it’s too much pressure - but when joon hosts he’s always on the lineup - literally cannot see the light he will go over his time and he will not feel bad about it. keeps getting invited back anyway bc the audience loves him so much. - got heckled once and cried
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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photo of tae with a microphone tae: - either wears a suit or harem pants, nothing in between. hair is either slicked or curly. some people think tae is two different comedians until they recognize the same pair of sandals are worn with Everything (assuming there are shoes at all) - really amazing host — makes the entire audience feel included - reads one-liners from a notebook (jin peeked in the notebook once and it just had a bunch of doodles in it, had an existential crisis, never told anybody else about it) - doesn’t understand that you shouldn’t befriend the hecklers - somehow wins every lotto spot even though nobody saw the name get put in - musical comedy but brings a different instrument each time. - does not know how to play an instrument.
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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photo of jimin with a microphone jimin: - dated a comedian once who cheated on him so he put his name in a lotto, won, and dumped the guy onstage. he was so funny that everyone else convinced him to do comedy for real. - observational comedy, speaks so gently but will GO OFF when it comes to human stupidity. like he’s sweet but he is PEDANTIC. - acts offended if you don’t laugh at his jokes, doesn’t actually care but knows he looks adorable doing it - weirdly good at roasting people but somehow does it without being mean - if he gets the light for one minute, he does exactly one more minute. not a second more or less. literally how does he have such perfect timing. hobi’s favourite. - always trips over the microphone wire
November 19, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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photo of hobi with a microphone hobi: - only here to make friends - laughs at his own jokes - brings his notebook onstage and checks off the jokes that work/crosses out the ones that don’t - always sits in the audience and laughs the loudest for the other comics - very strict about time limits and always gets put in charge of the light. if he’s hosting, he Will kick you offstage. - mostly clean comedy but when he tells a dirty joke it’s like. so dirty. and also probably true. - got heckled once and glared so spectacularly that no one ever did it again
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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photo of yoongi with a microphone yoongi: - so subtle — his jokes tend to land a couple seconds after he tells them, but then people can’t stop laughing brings his notebook onstage, never uses it - goes on tangents about random trivia facts and forgets to be funny (but is somehow still funny) - best at shutting down hecklers (duh) good at reading the room, has lots of different material for different crowds, gets paid for retirement home gigs - mostly does midnight shows — he hosts the Sunday Late Show at the professional bar in town and gave a lot of (deserving) newcomers their first paid spot there - every newcomer gets a crush on him. it’s a rite of passage. this is openly discussed and there might be a facebook page dedicated to how he holds the microphone
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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photo of jin with a microphone jin: - has been running the same Monday night open mic at a local restaurant FOREVER. literally nobody knows how long he’s been doing it and even the owners of the restaurant can’t remember a time without him. - never switches up material but he’s so good that no one cares — one time jk went on before him and performed his entire set verbatim and the audience could hear jin squawking the whole time - hates crowd work but does improv on the side, knows it’s weird, doesn’t care what you think - seasoned comic who gets the most paid spots - winks when he gets the light - lowkey loves engaging with hecklers and making them regret all their life choices - him and yg have a secret silent contest for who can say penis the most times per month
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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photo of namjoon holding a mic namjoon: - started multiple open mics across the city, great at negotiating with venue owners - knows everyone in town and literally never misses a show. nobody knows how he manages to make it back and forth across the city with just a bicycle. - has new and topical material all the time, sets tend to devolve into him just sitting on the stool and chatting about current events - heists have been planned to try and steal his notebook, everyone knows there’s gold in here - always acknowledges out the light like “yeah yeah, one minute left, i’m almost done up here” - gives every heckler one (1) chance before walking them - wayyy more ambitious than he lets on - starting to get a lot of paid work but never puts himself on a pedestal, very welcoming to new comics, great mentor
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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tell me no
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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working on tags for the stand up fic lol
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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soooo I need to make a pinned but also… how are people dealing with reposting threadfics on here?
jin looking puzzled
November 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM