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Sheldon Cooper
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Bazinga
*you're
December 14, 2023 at 10:40 PM
We work on our own then sell our stuff to the highest bidder which gives us money to make more tech until we're the richest people alive.
December 14, 2023 at 10:37 PM
We need him alive so we can sell our tech.
December 14, 2023 at 10:34 PM
We make twitter and don't fuck it up like elon musk.
December 14, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Time machine.
December 14, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Maybe they'll name a telescope after us
December 14, 2023 at 10:29 PM
We will win all the scientific rewards they'll name collages after us.
December 14, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Sure
December 14, 2023 at 10:25 PM
*holds out hand* let us call it even and work together.
December 14, 2023 at 10:24 PM
I'll spoil how every marvel and dc movie ends to you since you're in the past
December 14, 2023 at 10:21 PM
So you're dating your mother?
December 14, 2023 at 10:18 PM
I'll spoil how everyone we love dies.
December 14, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Bazinga
December 14, 2023 at 6:14 AM
You truly are a mighty little man
December 14, 2023 at 2:18 AM
But don't you wanna earn a Nobel prize.
December 14, 2023 at 2:10 AM
I'm you, but older, I've accomplished so much more then you because of that.
December 14, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Know your place, kid.
December 14, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Acid rain
December 14, 2023 at 1:48 AM