Shelby 🦋📚
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Harm reduction 💜
Bravo fanatic
Social worker
Harm reduction 💜
Bravo fanatic
I’m surprised Turnstile didn’t make the top 5 artists, but otherwise this checks out
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I’m surprised Turnstile didn’t make the top 5 artists, but otherwise this checks out
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Jared walking in the park with his Starbies reminded me of any medication commercial right before they begin to list every possible side effect.
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Jared walking in the park with his Starbies reminded me of any medication commercial right before they begin to list every possible side effect.
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
Which housewives (past or present) would you want on a season 2 of Wife Swap? They need to have children living at home though
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Which housewives (past or present) would you want on a season 2 of Wife Swap? They need to have children living at home though
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
Mine are:
Whitney Rose
Katie Ginella
Kandi Burruss
Jessel Taank
I think they would benefit from the concept and keep it uplifting #BravoTV
November 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What do we think is today’s #millenial version of Divorced Dad music?
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What do we think is today’s #millenial version of Divorced Dad music?
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
There has to be a point where it evolves with the next generation of parents IMO 🤔
Katie carried the season and of course she carried the reunion looks too 🔥
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Katie carried the season and of course she carried the reunion looks too 🔥
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Color me impressed with Gina’s dress! I can’t decide between MAGA Barbie Gretchen or Emily’s forest of hair for the worst look.
#RHOC
Productive morning off of work, now time to relax for the rest of the day 😴
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Productive morning off of work, now time to relax for the rest of the day 😴
Something about seeing Katie Maloney receive the love she deserves is healing a part of me ❤️🔥
#PumpRules #VPR #BravoTV
#PumpRules #VPR #BravoTV
October 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Something about seeing Katie Maloney receive the love she deserves is healing a part of me ❤️🔥
#PumpRules #VPR #BravoTV
#PumpRules #VPR #BravoTV
October 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How the new Taylor Swift album sounds in every sound bite I’ve heard so far
I think she’s a bad person. But I thought she was at least talented as a lyricist. What happened?
I think she’s a bad person. But I thought she was at least talented as a lyricist. What happened?
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How the new Taylor Swift album sounds in every sound bite I’ve heard so far
I think she’s a bad person. But I thought she was at least talented as a lyricist. What happened?
I think she’s a bad person. But I thought she was at least talented as a lyricist. What happened?
Thanks to everyone pissy about #BadBunny performing at the Super Bowl because now I’m listening to him for the first time out of spite of the hater gringos.
Maybe this will help me learn Spanish faster too!
Maybe this will help me learn Spanish faster too!
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thanks to everyone pissy about #BadBunny performing at the Super Bowl because now I’m listening to him for the first time out of spite of the hater gringos.
Maybe this will help me learn Spanish faster too!
Maybe this will help me learn Spanish faster too!
Downloaded Angry Birds to remind myself of when life was simpler:
Strides towards affordable healthcare, racism wasn’t so loud, facism was taught in school as something from the past and not looming in everyday life 😔
Strides towards affordable healthcare, racism wasn’t so loud, facism was taught in school as something from the past and not looming in everyday life 😔
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Downloaded Angry Birds to remind myself of when life was simpler:
Strides towards affordable healthcare, racism wasn’t so loud, facism was taught in school as something from the past and not looming in everyday life 😔
Strides towards affordable healthcare, racism wasn’t so loud, facism was taught in school as something from the past and not looming in everyday life 😔
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Slow WFH day means time to start Halloween decorating 👻
September 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Slow WFH day means time to start Halloween decorating 👻
Just trying to scroll on TikTok and see someone’s haircut reveal when this is the recommended search 😩😭
September 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just trying to scroll on TikTok and see someone’s haircut reveal when this is the recommended search 😩😭
Omg this might be the best book I’ve read so far this year
Give it alllll the stars 🌟
Gut wrenching with the alternating timelines based on one decision
TW: DV
#BookSky
Give it alllll the stars 🌟
Gut wrenching with the alternating timelines based on one decision
TW: DV
#BookSky
September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Omg this might be the best book I’ve read so far this year
Give it alllll the stars 🌟
Gut wrenching with the alternating timelines based on one decision
TW: DV
#BookSky
Give it alllll the stars 🌟
Gut wrenching with the alternating timelines based on one decision
TW: DV
#BookSky
In non-rapture related news, this arrived just in time for when I got home from work!
Happy release day @kamalaharris.com 💙
#BookSky
Happy release day @kamalaharris.com 💙
#BookSky
September 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In non-rapture related news, this arrived just in time for when I got home from work!
Happy release day @kamalaharris.com 💙
#BookSky
Happy release day @kamalaharris.com 💙
#BookSky
September 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Definitely not being saved in the rapture bc I’m pissed that this is the best item on FB marketplace rn 😡
I just want a fun gadget from someone with religious psychosis, is that so hard?
I just want a fun gadget from someone with religious psychosis, is that so hard?
September 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Definitely not being saved in the rapture bc I’m pissed that this is the best item on FB marketplace rn 😡
I just want a fun gadget from someone with religious psychosis, is that so hard?
I just want a fun gadget from someone with religious psychosis, is that so hard?
September 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
