shelbyburrow.bsky.social
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Grandma said way back in the day there was a woman who got her titty caught in an old timey wringer washer and made it on the news
April 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Having trouble sleeping? *lays on top of you and licks my paws for half an hour* *scratches ear* *continues licking paws*
March 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I cant believe it wasn’t Murr
March 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Omg my wife’s coworker’s shamanic healer’s sister did a minor voice on adventure time
March 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just got david guetta and ringo mixed up… they look the same in my head…
March 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I loves vienna weenies and crackers so much as a child that i used to fantasize about making them for a celebrity chef and them going crazy for it
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Going to the indian buffet for monday lunch oh this week is going to rock
March 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sitting in the recliner with my dog in my lap giving her some milk from a bottle ❤️ good morning world
March 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Scarborough fair just came on at the bar and a bunch of buff men begged them to turn it up “i just wanna hear Art” they say
February 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just got a letter letting me know that my house is connected to the water main via lead pipe 😍 everything is starting to make sense ❤️
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New lunchbox recipes just dropped!
February 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Thought historic wisconsin cookbook could be cute, but no, they’re making chicken wiggle. With no chicken.
February 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM