JLo has impacted me in many ways big and small, but the biggest one is that every time I see Fat Joe now I’m like “Ah yes Dr. Fat Joe” because of when she cast him to play her therapist in her visual album This Is Me…Now

Don’t have my wrestling mutuals on here but being on here would also mean not constantly doing the equivalent of putting my brain into an airfryer every day by having constant access to bad wrestling takes so

Other than getting bigger and upsetting me, her biggest achievement is that her two eyebrow whiskers now form an almost perfect semi circle

Nomi’s making her Bluesky debut, everybody be nice

Being on here when so few of my oomfs have migrated over or been active recently just feels like this

My last post being made in a pre Barbenheimer world….

About to be running this family group chat coordinating our Barbie and Oppenheimer double feature like it’s the fucking navy

All of us moving from Twitter to Bluesky: