My power is out so I'm making albondigas and tortillas by candlelight like my foremothers (I did modify my great grandma's recipe though so she's probably going to haunt me)

Co-Star is like, "your life sucks I don't know what to tell you man"

What my dad added to his portion of the family Christmas list. Way to be adorable and make the rest of us look like materialistic monsters, Father.

Looks like it's one-armed typing until this nap is over

Hurricanes and earthquakes, Old Testament God is back baby!!

Proteinator

Afternoon nap

Evil motherfuckers. This is why this strike is so necessary, and I'm so happy to see actors join. SDCC is gonna be the first big blow when no actors show up for panels or signings.
The industry needs to be rocked, and these shareholders and CEOs deserve to bleed.

Content creation is fun because it introduces you to all kinds of new and interesting people

Watching The Madness of King George, going to start ending all of my sentences with an enthusiastic, "Sir!"

Anytime someone says, "Where were you?"