I #amdrafting a new book! And I'm in that stage where I'm GLAD no one picked up my other books because it's a departure from my norm and that's fun. Anyway, summer camp reunion + curses + murder. 9k words in.

Saved this little baby from being a breakfast for crows this morning so now I'm just watching him through a window hoping his mama comes back for him 😭

I'm not so into mood boards and character commissions, but here's a doodle I made featuring four / five bitches from THE BITCH LIST.

Oh.

#amquerying

Any minute (or day) now...

Y'ALL I AM ALMOST DONE WITH MY REWRITE #amrevising

For the first time since I subscribed three years ago, I woke up and chose NOT to read the WaPo update. I can't do it.

I lost two pages of work last night and I'm still pissed.

I also scratched my eye and it's all red and angry, so that's great.

But, best haircut of my life? At least I have that.

Wednesday vibes.

To get her girl home, Jules must ask for help from the very women she’s spent a decade disparaging.

Juliet’s crude on-air joke prompts her teen daughter to move out. Fearing estrangement, Jules visits each of the Top Five Bitches Who Ruined Her Life to learn what went wrong.

#BluePit #WF #A

📖 Jules has a teen daughter, Olive, and a list of the Top 5 Bitches Who Ruined Her Life.

After a misogynistic on-air joke, Olive moves out and Jules visits each bitch on her list to learn what went wrong. When she learns she might be the drama...well, she's not going to like that.

#BluePit #A #WF

📖 HIGH FIDELITY x MEAN GIRLS

When Jules, a shock jock radio producer, makes a crude on-air joke about her teen’s best friend’s mom, her daughter moves out, prompting Jules to revisit her list of the Top Five Bitches Who Ruined Her Life to learn how to get along with other women.

#BluePit #WF #A

I just counted, and between my four books, I've received 228 rejections. When I get to 250, I'm eating a cake. A whole cake. By myself. This cake.
#amquerying

starting something new and given that my overall outlook has gotten darker, it appears my creative brain is following suit. #amwriting #writingcommunity

Tis the season for Christmas mugs and GG rolls.

The way this book actually catapulted me out of a reading slump. Phenomenal read. #booksky #amreading

The next few weeks are seriously busy, so naturally I'm disassociating hard and creating this Agent's Guide to my #amquerying manuscript, THE BITCH LIST. If any #litagents want in on this (believe me, you do!) HMU 😅

Hi #writingcommunity! I'm Jami and I write novels about messy millennial women. Currently querying my fourth novel, THE BITCH LIST. Let us be friends!