Sheesh Jeebus
Sheesh Jeebus
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Every American is entitled to live free from fear.
The sad fact is that half the ppl won’t even notice it bc they never notice Garfunkel, anyway. 🫶 #underrated
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Love me some Krasner, but those poor damn Yahtzees can’t catch a break.
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February 8, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Well, look who dug their jewels out of their wives’ handbags. I’m going to file this under “notable.”
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February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
The f*ck you say??

Serious Q: Just who, exactly, gets a say in this determination?

I can kinda guess, but I give these jag-offs $ and I want to know how they’re screwing it up and what they need to do to improve it.

I couldn’t be more sick of this shit if it were a toxic virus inside my body.
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February 6, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I just heard you call Scott Bessent a “sleazy punk.” Judging by the palpable fury in your voice, I sensed that epitaph is likely the most scathing, withering invective you are apt to hurl at anyone.

Your characterization is more staid than mine but, yes, Bessent is in FACT the sleaziest of punks.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:31 AM
My reaction to this has become depressingly familiar.

I can’t keep myself from laughing hysterically, then seething at the GOP’s absolute, complicit silence in the face of Donald Trump’s craven, unmitigated corruption.
February 2, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’m only supporting individual candidates at this time.

Until the Democratic Caucuses in the House and Senate act to defend our constitution and human dignity using their power—and at least the same urgency and courage as citizens equipped only their voices and bodies—you’re wasting your time.
February 2, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Currently, the organizational leadership of ICE/CBP is telling agents to be more aggressive, not less. This fits with a pattern of impunity we see with authoritarian security forces. For example, the are rewarded for the number of arrests, which incentivizes indiscriminate arrests.
January 23, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Deeply curious who Bloomberg would cite as that last “real conservative” president. (It sure as hell can’t be Nixon.)

Who was the last GOP president who ran on and carried out a conservative economic agenda while keeping tge pervy eyes OUT of ppl’s personal business? That’s your answer.
June 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This girl has figured out how to get into amusement parks for free. Brilliant!
June 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Why didn’t he just say, “Ye”?
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In other bizarro news, the Pride Boys and White Eugenicists are coming out to defend the very “woke” automaker they shunned only, what? A year-and-a-half ago?

If we could get a Fred Rogers “Heil, Hitler!” from the grave, I’d say there’s an even chance these fuckers would fight to save PBS. 🤔
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March 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I read the bit about leaders exhibiting the same qualities in their personal lives. Okay, there are overlaps, but there are certain unappealing traits that appear more often in highly successful men than the general population. I stressed character over success w my kids. Sry, CEOs. 🤷‍♀️
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March 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM