✨alyssa✨
@sheerhope.bsky.social
@sheer_hope from twitter
tech commentary, memes, cats, and general personal fodder 🍓
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tech commentary, memes, cats, and general personal fodder 🍓
she/her
how are my fellow late 20 something bad bitches doing tonight ???
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
how are my fellow late 20 something bad bitches doing tonight ???
Terrible to hear about the LDS church in Michigan, but I looked it up on Google maps and this has to be one of the craziest turf wars of all time 💀
September 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Terrible to hear about the LDS church in Michigan, but I looked it up on Google maps and this has to be one of the craziest turf wars of all time 💀
how I feel with new kesha and ryn weaver music in 2025
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
how I feel with new kesha and ryn weaver music in 2025
Happy WWDC day to those who celebrate. Have a baby flat-ironed me looking directly into the sun. Much love to the student scholars there today too ❤️
June 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Happy WWDC day to those who celebrate. Have a baby flat-ironed me looking directly into the sun. Much love to the student scholars there today too ❤️
realizing that this will be 10 years since my first WWDC...
June 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
realizing that this will be 10 years since my first WWDC...
"how white am i? i'm already sunburnt and it is May 3rd"
May 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"how white am i? i'm already sunburnt and it is May 3rd"
What humidity does to a MF, blowout who?!?
May 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What humidity does to a MF, blowout who?!?
ARE WE WINNING YET FOLKS???? IS AMERICA GREAT YET???
April 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ARE WE WINNING YET FOLKS???? IS AMERICA GREAT YET???
this shit is what “the menu” was about I swear (and it was so good lmfao)
April 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
this shit is what “the menu” was about I swear (and it was so good lmfao)
Same bestie praying for my pilot and ATC folks bc I don’t wanna die!!
March 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Same bestie praying for my pilot and ATC folks bc I don’t wanna die!!
LOL LITERALLY YES. Not getting the real article bc I’m not paying ancestry a damn thing but LITERALLY THAT VIBE
March 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
LOL LITERALLY YES. Not getting the real article bc I’m not paying ancestry a damn thing but LITERALLY THAT VIBE
me: "ewh disney adults are cringe. why make an entire brand your personality? disney parks don't even have good coasters"
also me when disney does anything involving tangled/rapunzel:
also me when disney does anything involving tangled/rapunzel:
March 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
me: "ewh disney adults are cringe. why make an entire brand your personality? disney parks don't even have good coasters"
also me when disney does anything involving tangled/rapunzel:
also me when disney does anything involving tangled/rapunzel:
The beast can no longer be tamed
February 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The beast can no longer be tamed
At this point, this cabinet sounds better than the clown one we have rn
February 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
At this point, this cabinet sounds better than the clown one we have rn
i don't think i have any brazilian oomfies but HOW COME NONE OF YALL SAID THERE WAS A CHARACTER OUT THERE WHO IS MY TWINNNN
February 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i don't think i have any brazilian oomfies but HOW COME NONE OF YALL SAID THERE WAS A CHARACTER OUT THERE WHO IS MY TWINNNN
Doing a blowout for fun and the curls dried before I could get to them, giving two-face vibes rn 🤪
February 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Doing a blowout for fun and the curls dried before I could get to them, giving two-face vibes rn 🤪
My friends and I had a soup party over the weekend !
January 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My friends and I had a soup party over the weekend !