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Sheer Cold
@sheercold.bsky.social
Splatoon Competitive team 🧊 Born from the Ice 12/19/22 🧊 FTIU ELIGIBLE VIDEO HERE 🧊 Morally Bankrupt, Allegedly! 🧊 Current & Past Members and Coaches followed!
we playd miku miku beam tonight and lost all 3 sets thumbs up
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dont worry guys hes ok
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
sheer cold will do anything but actually play splatoon
August 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
August 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yo what up sheer cold fam we got 2nd bronze in trans cup let's all clap
@ sulli - jeremy allen white fan
@ corgi - jeremy allen white fan
@ wully - jeremy allen white fan
@ lyra - jeremy allen white mega fan
@ robin - jeremy allen white HATER
July 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
we had a lot of fun in last night's scrim
July 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🙂
June 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sheereth Colde
June 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
we played in teacup #8 and did not have the best of times 🦼
@sullizap.bsky.social - ""d1 smurf"" allegedly
@thoma.inkling.social - should have perms for every tourney
@firecorgi.bsky.social - gacha slopped
@wullice.bsky.social - played with toys
@grandtactician.bsky.social - slept thru it :(
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sheer Cold sent to bronze bracket by Australian WiFi! We won it tho 🥇

@sullizap.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run
@thoma.inkling.social warmed up in salmon run
@wullice.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run
@firecorgi.bsky.social hates Sheer Cold (didnt salmon run)
@grandtactician.bsky.social slept
May 31, 2025 at 4:27 AM
alright man no thank you we're not into misogyny
May 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Epic Sheer Cold opening #compsplatoon
May 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
yo we made gold bracket this ftiu but don't ask us what happened after 🤫
@sullizap.bsky.social - farted a lot
@firecorgi.bsky.social - didn't wanna kill herself (yay)
@grandtactician.bsky.social - forced to play humpback 👎
@wullice.bsky.social - had to microwave her alphagetti :(
May 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
we did NAWT make d8 playoffs but that's okay because we had fun going 4-5 against ink floyd :)
girlboss - bloons tv
thoma - actually went crazy
corgi - cried after set (pos)
robin - emotionally tortured us all this week
eon - didn't jump off of museum this time
wully - phone died mid set
April 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we went 2-5 against error-nautics this week, see yall for make up week next week 🤸‍♂️
@sulli - had a breakdown
@wully - missed the first game to go get ice cream
@thoma - aims worse than my grandma
@girlboss - mid set coaching
@robin - finally got 5 star decav
@corgi - small brella'd all over them
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
this is us, if you even care
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Some of Sheer Cold went 5-0 in LUTI Week 4!

@sullizap.bsky.social got eaten by a tornado
@grandtactician.bsky.social clutch hammers
@firecorgi.bsky.social side ordered
@thoma.inkling.social misses having a second bucket
@wullice.bsky.social dropped a 26 bomb, refused to elaborate, played arms
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Fun Fact: Most historians believe the fall of the Mongol Empire to be the largest empire to crumble in history, when in actuality the largest empire to fall was
@wullice.bsky.social empire, built brick by brick, collapsing to bonus stars
March 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
March 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Autism
March 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sometimes we actually are good at this game #compsplatoon
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
WE GOT 3RD GOLD BRACKET FTIU ‼

wully - played 1 game on hotel wifi
corgi - got to play regular brella : )
eon - "guys im gonna do something funny" and dies
thoma - almost threw by having an internet outage
robin - wasn't the one that dced, for once
girlboss - showed up for the final set
March 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Classic Sheer Cold opening #compsplatoon
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sheer Cold won 5-2 in LUTI Week 2!

@wullice.bsky.social worlds best painbrush
@sullizap.bsky.social fell off (literally)
@thoma.inkling.social didnt drop the flank
@grandtactician.bsky.social new computer demons
@firecorgi.bsky.social forgot to read sendou chat
@droproller.gay yelled @ thoma
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM