Sheep Attacks Rocket
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Sheep Attacks Rocket
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In reverence to all those who think they know what they thought they meant to say.
Curated by Chris Church.
You should worry...
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They're even fussier in Colne
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
As misplaced pharmaceutical branding goes...
...they even chose the only hard chair
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
'and me'
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
'Me too, please'
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
'Yes, please'
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
End of Summer* pepper seeds having a late autumn sunbathe.
*Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Had the same problem with these. Three weeks on the window ledge, not one of them moved
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
SUMMER'S OVER
-HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR
August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Had a visitor in the garden today
August 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Brilliant headline
- except...
How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break?
Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style.
BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
July 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Is this one a bit more certain
June 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Can't imagine why electricians aren't too keen on this
April 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
A big hello to whoever placed this at the water's edge on Lindisfarne, the Holy Island on the Northumberland coast.
We all need a little hope at this time
March 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
February 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just packing a bag for a few days away.
Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again
...Lest We Forget
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Looking for a French beer?
They say the imported kind is the best
February 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Errrr, thanks
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
January 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
January 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Thanks Aldi. So does that mean it's 90% inauthentic?
January 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Distinct #PeterBrook vibe to the sky over Weets Hill, Barnoldswick, this morning
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
...but which of its rock formations was further immortalised ( with slight creative embellishment) in this Yes album sleeve?
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Looks comfy
(ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
December 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
That's the ritual Solstice seeds planted.

Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies.

Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM