Sheep Attacks Rocket
@sheepattacksrocket.bsky.social
In reverence to all those who think they know what they thought they meant to say.
Curated by Chris Church.
Curated by Chris Church.
You should worry...
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You should worry...
They're even fussier in Colne
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They're even fussier in Colne
As misplaced pharmaceutical branding goes...
...they even chose the only hard chair
...they even chose the only hard chair
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
As misplaced pharmaceutical branding goes...
...they even chose the only hard chair
...they even chose the only hard chair
'Me too, please'
October 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
'Me too, please'
'Yes, please'
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
'Yes, please'
End of Summer* pepper seeds having a late autumn sunbathe.
*Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
*Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
End of Summer* pepper seeds having a late autumn sunbathe.
*Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
*Planted on Aug 31 to remind me throughout the dark winter days that spring will come again
Had the same problem with these. Three weeks on the window ledge, not one of them moved
October 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Had the same problem with these. Three weeks on the window ledge, not one of them moved
SUMMER'S OVER
-HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR
August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
-HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR
August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
August 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
SUMMER'S OVER
-HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR
August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
-HERE'S TO NEXT YEAR
August 31, so the first chilli and pepper seeds go in to watch through winter to remind me that summer will come again
Had a visitor in the garden today
August 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Had a visitor in the garden today
Brilliant headline
- except...
How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break?
Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style.
BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
- except...
How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break?
Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style.
BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
July 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Brilliant headline
- except...
How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break?
Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style.
BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
- except...
How does the reader distinguish between 'US' and 'us', in an all-caps headline, especially with the line break?
Might there not be a case for using points - U.S. - even if it breaks style.
BTW: You're not the first to fall foul of this problem (clue: it's a UK title)
Is this one a bit more certain
June 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Is this one a bit more certain
Can't imagine why electricians aren't too keen on this
April 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can't imagine why electricians aren't too keen on this
A big hello to whoever placed this at the water's edge on Lindisfarne, the Holy Island on the Northumberland coast.
We all need a little hope at this time
We all need a little hope at this time
March 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A big hello to whoever placed this at the water's edge on Lindisfarne, the Holy Island on the Northumberland coast.
We all need a little hope at this time
We all need a little hope at this time
February 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just packing a bag for a few days away.
Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again
...Lest We Forget
Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again
...Lest We Forget
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Just packing a bag for a few days away.
Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again
...Lest We Forget
Something, somehow, reminded me it's time to get this old favourite out again
...Lest We Forget
Looking for a French beer?
They say the imported kind is the best
They say the imported kind is the best
February 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Looking for a French beer?
They say the imported kind is the best
They say the imported kind is the best
Errrr, thanks
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Errrr, thanks
Thanks Aldi. So does that mean it's 90% inauthentic?
January 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thanks Aldi. So does that mean it's 90% inauthentic?
Distinct #PeterBrook vibe to the sky over Weets Hill, Barnoldswick, this morning
January 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Distinct #PeterBrook vibe to the sky over Weets Hill, Barnoldswick, this morning
...but which of its rock formations was further immortalised ( with slight creative embellishment) in this Yes album sleeve?
December 31, 2024 at 3:05 PM
...but which of its rock formations was further immortalised ( with slight creative embellishment) in this Yes album sleeve?
Looks comfy
(ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
(ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
December 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Looks comfy
(ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
(ad in Lancashire Telegraph online)
That's the ritual Solstice seeds planted.
Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies.
Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer
Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies.
Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
That's the ritual Solstice seeds planted.
Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies.
Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer
Trying summer savory, Hamburg parsley and basil this year. All now in the heated prop alongside the ritual end-of-summer (Aug 31) peppers and chillies.
Whatever happens in the world now, one thing for certain is that the days will start getting longer