@sheehanigans3.bsky.social
Knowledge is a curse. Alcohol is the cure
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Knowledge is a curse. Alcohol is the cure
It’s crazy to me that you’ve made it this far without going to fuck yourself yet
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s crazy to me that you’ve made it this far without going to fuck yourself yet
Poverty exists not because we can't feed the poor, but because we can't satisfy the rich
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Poverty exists not because we can't feed the poor, but because we can't satisfy the rich
Licking nipples and sucking tipples
July 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Licking nipples and sucking tipples
I’m sexually ambidextrous
July 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I’m sexually ambidextrous
"Sean you have interesting morals"
"Thanks I made them myself"
"Thanks I made them myself"
May 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Sean you have interesting morals"
"Thanks I made them myself"
"Thanks I made them myself"
My semen is dairy and gluten free
May 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My semen is dairy and gluten free
Can you prolapse your nostrils?
May 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Can you prolapse your nostrils?
It must be hard not being me
May 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It must be hard not being me
I died at 21, I'm just waiting for someone to collect the body
May 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I died at 21, I'm just waiting for someone to collect the body
How's someone gonna respond to me with please daddy? I'm leaving you on read
May 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How's someone gonna respond to me with please daddy? I'm leaving you on read
“Isn’t typhoid the disease where your armpits explode or something?”
April 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
“Isn’t typhoid the disease where your armpits explode or something?”
I’ve always been god’s problem
April 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’ve always been god’s problem
Everything sucks because our dumb ass president didn’t change the country to wombo
April 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Everything sucks because our dumb ass president didn’t change the country to wombo
Reposted
Me, five minutes after getting on Bluesky to see what's going on:
a man with a watch on his wrist looks at his cell phone
ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist looks at his cell phone
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Me, five minutes after getting on Bluesky to see what's going on:
Man I shouldn't have had that coffee. Now I'm just tired and gotta shit
March 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Man I shouldn't have had that coffee. Now I'm just tired and gotta shit
There's a difference between hair of the dog that bit you and biting back
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There's a difference between hair of the dog that bit you and biting back
I'm that crazy fucker that turns the extra virgin olive oil to lightly fucked olive oil
March 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm that crazy fucker that turns the extra virgin olive oil to lightly fucked olive oil
Did you know influenza has an A and B strain? Yeah I learned that yesterday when I was diagnosed with both. Oh and Covid too
March 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Did you know influenza has an A and B strain? Yeah I learned that yesterday when I was diagnosed with both. Oh and Covid too
Joe burrow, one of the greatest QBs to grace us with his presence, might be afraid of mascots
March 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Joe burrow, one of the greatest QBs to grace us with his presence, might be afraid of mascots
This nation will remain the land of the free so long as it’s the home of the brave
February 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This nation will remain the land of the free so long as it’s the home of the brave
BUTT MUD!
February 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
BUTT MUD!
Live half as long, or say what you want to say
February 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Live half as long, or say what you want to say