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Not very serious here.
Silly project connoisseur They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️


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I bought a thing and what's more is I think I can get it working (if it works).

I mean it's rather beautiful in its current state anyway.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Had this monstrosity actually fixed this (omg I've just noticed how thin the fucking mattress is)

Then I'd be all for it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So viewers of the channel will know that last year yellow hat day did not happen because it was windy.

This year yellow hat day happened earlier due to the cold snap. Meaning it's sorta yellow sorta green hat day. 😍
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reminds me of this beauty I saw last night in South London.

Look at all those different door colours 😍.

What could have been a uniform boring identikit experience. Isn't.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I'm up to some high octane shit this evening. (About to have the cleanest dishes ever)
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I thought that was beneath berghein.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Say yes to things.

You will get to spend a significant part of your evening in awe at the sheer size of this window.

(Every room in this house was at least 3m tall as well)
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
windows 95 but make it slutty, my extremely low effort halloween fit.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How the splitflap looks when the clocks go forward and hour.
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
ACAB includes Frieght Trains
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Yes you could have a transcanodale
October 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I need to know where it sits on this.
October 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Did someone say torsion box 👀
October 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I ended up inspiring one of the jammers
September 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
dress everyday like you are an extra in hackers 1995
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
atleast with the advent of smart washing machines you can measure how much your machine is gaslighting you,
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How it feels to look through the menu in eat toyko.
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The irony of this popping up as you click on the article link...
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Meanwhile taking inspiration from cinema sofas I have invented the chaise lounge sofa for polyamory.
September 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
as demonstrated and explained in this helpful infographic by the instagram account "1ofthedolls"
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Make friends with other people who have the same job as you and if they happen to live in different countries you can take them to your favourite London spots when they come visit.
September 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM