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Looks like a nice guy that builds model airplanes for fun
Absolutely not. I haven’t even created a new playlist (with the exception of an annual big race day playlist which are 75% the same songs year to year) in at least five years.
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I watched a Christmas movie the other day where the two leads break into song and dance in the middle of a sidewalk, not like a slow dance but a choreographed flappy arms whole kit and caboodle thing and I felt like “if bossy made a holiday film….”
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So much excitement this week!!!
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I did accept one so everyone cross your fingers that they don’t lose headcount, funding, or some other issue between now and January 20th, when I would have my first day!

Also it is a very good job and I like the employer and the team and it is a strategic smart career choice. And there’s RSUs.
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It would be like Slasha vs a first year satellite
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My god today is fucking terrible
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It took more time for me to dress myself and the dog to go for a walk than we were actually outdoors today. Absolutely fuckit territory.
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
That looks amazing!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh PS I need your address! It’s Christmas card time.
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t even know how to tackle that one. Is this a “gaps in societal norms” situation left over from active pandemic time?
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Lil bbs with big feels
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The temptation of the swag is rarely enough to motivate the mileage 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Even better!
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I grew up with a classic midwestern 3-4pm Sunday dinner or family holiday dinner time, which allows you to then go home and be a potato on the couch and eat whatever bits and pieces are left like a holiday meal vulture.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM