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Shelby Lynne 🍉
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Hey...*tap tap*...is this thing on?

Libtard Snowflake
Est. 1990
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Ohio Implant
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I hate to ask, because the point of this platform was to get away from Twitter… but blow this up please

x.com/apocalypto_1...
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
FIIIINE...I'll start taking my birth control again....even though I'm still not getting laid.
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
September 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
September 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Alexa, play "Coin Operated Boy"
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I am not celebrating his death, but I sure as hell ain't mourning him. All I can say is that I hope his children can heal, but that's about it.

No one mourns the wicked.
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When you stopped taking your birth control months ago because you aren't getting laid anymore...🙃
August 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
August 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hate myself 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I love my little goth garden
June 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
June 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
May 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
May 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
April 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Shelby Lynne 🍉
Hey Donold, Joe Biden brought Brittney Griner home from a Russian gulag, but you can’t bring home Kilmar Abrego García? You gonna let Joe be a better dealmaker than you?
April 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
April 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Ner hair who dis?
April 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
NEW INK!!
April 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Meeting Thunder Rosa and NEW INK!
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
March 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM