Sally
sheaven.bsky.social
Sally
@sheaven.bsky.social
When is a pillow not a real pillow? When it’s a sham.
Pluribus thought: I hope that when Carol and Helen saw the Indigo Girls in Provincetown, that Carol was briefly able to leave her trauma behind for a night, relax on a blanket next to Helen, and rock out to “Least Complicated.”
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Joyeux Bûche de Noël!
December 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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"This is an appliance for people who don’t actually use appliances. You buy your fancy little honeybee toaster, and then, when you want an actual piece of toast, you ask your Olive to order you one via Seamless. God, the future has been such a letdown." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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December 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m in a band called The Duvets! We’re a cover band.
August 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Why don’t therapists make good fencers?

Because they don’t have duel relationships.
August 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Who told me to watch Hunting Wives? First of all, thank you. Second of all, I’m getting major Xena vibes.
August 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My bone broth business is going public! I’m selling stock.
August 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The most entertaining intro to any podcast episode ever: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Gayngel City Football Club with Alanna Kennedy, Macey Hodge, and Lily Nabet
Podcast Episode · The RE—CAP Show · 06/19/2025 · 43m
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June 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM