shealagh
@shealagh.bsky.social
winner, dorothy everytime smurf girl trophy for excellence in female stuff 🏆
Sports wounds all lined up
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sports wounds all lined up
Quad box on a phone while at a bar with 12+ TVs is 🤌🏽
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Quad box on a phone while at a bar with 12+ TVs is 🤌🏽
I haven’t slept in 2 months but she’s cute
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I haven’t slept in 2 months but she’s cute
I made gumbo tonight, probably the best I’ve made myself & I am glad that my Grandma Dorothy made me spend long hours with her and a Magnalite pot in my childhood because it finally paid off
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I made gumbo tonight, probably the best I’ve made myself & I am glad that my Grandma Dorothy made me spend long hours with her and a Magnalite pot in my childhood because it finally paid off
Stephenie Meyer may not have visited Seattle before she wrote her lil books but damn if she wasn’t right that the vibe is def “vampires live here”
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Stephenie Meyer may not have visited Seattle before she wrote her lil books but damn if she wasn’t right that the vibe is def “vampires live here”
brb playing “So Easy (To Fall in Love)” on a loop because this is diabolical
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
brb playing “So Easy (To Fall in Love)” on a loop because this is diabolical
It’s just a thread of haterfic
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It’s just a thread of haterfic
North Seattle Nextdoor has everything — micro aggressions from NIMBY moderates about the two black Seattle mayors, people using socialist as an insult, people bemoaning the lack of centrists in city leadership
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
North Seattle Nextdoor has everything — micro aggressions from NIMBY moderates about the two black Seattle mayors, people using socialist as an insult, people bemoaning the lack of centrists in city leadership
Imported this from Canada and tried it for the first time today — it is the worst tasting cough syrup I’ve ever had, like drinking a liquified menthol cigarette. Supposedly works really well so 🤞🏽
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Imported this from Canada and tried it for the first time today — it is the worst tasting cough syrup I’ve ever had, like drinking a liquified menthol cigarette. Supposedly works really well so 🤞🏽
I want to meet the people who write the Duolingo scripts
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I want to meet the people who write the Duolingo scripts
This is Nigel Barker, he is no longer on this earthly plane but I did once force him into a dinosaur costume that he really, really hated
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is Nigel Barker, he is no longer on this earthly plane but I did once force him into a dinosaur costume that he really, really hated
I got one costume on my dog (RIP Nigel Barker) and he also spent his day doing a one dog ASPCA commercial
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I got one costume on my dog (RIP Nigel Barker) and he also spent his day doing a one dog ASPCA commercial
Things I look up at work because I have a very insane job (Hack and Slash is the worst/best genre name though)
October 31, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Things I look up at work because I have a very insane job (Hack and Slash is the worst/best genre name though)
Like, every single person who is getting an EAD has at minimum submitted their own version of this, a 25 page document we sent to the government to prove we are real and true — but no absolutely, punish all those people!
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Like, every single person who is getting an EAD has at minimum submitted their own version of this, a 25 page document we sent to the government to prove we are real and true — but no absolutely, punish all those people!
Vote by Mail is beautiful
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Vote by Mail is beautiful
I’m not watching the game because I am not a masochist but I am delighted by the thought of terrible fans being awake 2:24 AM for this
October 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m not watching the game because I am not a masochist but I am delighted by the thought of terrible fans being awake 2:24 AM for this
I had a French phonetics teacher in Paris who told me that it would be a shame if I lost my French and that I needed to practice every day for the rest of my life. I think of that lady each time I order wine and pronounce it correctly (pedantically). Lost a few levels but I’m doing ok, Madame!
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I had a French phonetics teacher in Paris who told me that it would be a shame if I lost my French and that I needed to practice every day for the rest of my life. I think of that lady each time I order wine and pronounce it correctly (pedantically). Lost a few levels but I’m doing ok, Madame!
Duolingo has integrated job-related violence into its vocal exercises
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Duolingo has integrated job-related violence into its vocal exercises
This Buoy technical difficulties thing is pretty cute even if it’s because we are uh having power flickers in Lower Queen Anne (?!)
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This Buoy technical difficulties thing is pretty cute even if it’s because we are uh having power flickers in Lower Queen Anne (?!)
Bagel boiz (the misshapen ones have brown sugar and apple pie spice and I think maybe less sugar next time to help them keep a shape)
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Bagel boiz (the misshapen ones have brown sugar and apple pie spice and I think maybe less sugar next time to help them keep a shape)
Google is asking me to do age verification on a Gmail account I use for writing related stuff and lol I’d rather have to use safe search than send you a selfie for a 3P to scan, tysm
October 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Google is asking me to do age verification on a Gmail account I use for writing related stuff and lol I’d rather have to use safe search than send you a selfie for a 3P to scan, tysm
